Forever Young

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

depressed at 11 was crazy i should have become a child prodigy

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

Hey Potato, cure my -ing cold so I can have a good time while away.

Here's the potato. Make what use of it you will. :)

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

person (non-practicing)

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.