𝐋𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐀𝐔𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄

INDIE MUTUALS ONLY, SLOW REPLY, FANDOM CRITICAL MULTIMUSE FEATURING MUSES FROM THE LOST BOYS, AMC'S INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE AND OTHER VAMPIRE MEDIA AS BITTEN BY LION 🦁(SHE/HE/THEY/ANY 26+). FORMERLY TUMBLR USER MULTITUDINUS, REVAMPED JUNE 2025. DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT.

𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐋: RADIOMADE ✧ GODSPARTICLE

THIS BLOG WILL CONTAIN MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE FOLLOWING SHOWS: INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, RIVALS, SPIDER NOIR, THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐃 ✧ 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐆 ✧ 𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒 ✧ 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 ✧ 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ✧ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐎𝐅 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐄: @bottomshelfheroes 🦇 @brutql 🦇 @deficd 🦇 @do0ms 🦇 @fangedb1rd 🦇 @godresembled 🦇 @knghtlock 🦇 @normaltothemax 🦇 @ofbarovia 🦇 @petitsdieu 🦇 @plcthoraa 🦇 @psyclownsis 🦇 @sscarecrow 🦇 @starsorare 🦇 @vitalphenomena 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇: @apotheotica 🦇 @blckfckinmsk 🦇 @ch1rals 🦇 @eladead 🦇 @etoilebleu 🦇 @handspike 🦇 @inn4rds

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒: CALICO JACK RACKHAM ✧ DAVID WILLIAMS ( THE LOST BOYS ) ✧ LESTAT DE LIONCOURT ✧ LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC ✧ VALYALINA HARKONNEN

𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐒: DECLAN O'HARA ✧ PAUL RHOADES ✧ RYLAND GRACE ✧ TONY BADDINGHAM ✧ WYLL RAVENGARD

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 / 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆: BLACK SAILS ; INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE ; KINGDOM HEARTS ; THE LOST BOYS ( FILM & MUSICAL )

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄: CHARACTER INFO IS REGULARLY ON ROTATION AND BEING UPDATED. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT CHARACTER INFO OR VERSES, PLEASE MESSAGE ME DIRECTLY.

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒: MAGE HAND PSD ; EDDINGTON SCREENCAPS ; TALAMASCA SCREENCAPS ; TEMPORARY IWTV ICONS

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𝐂𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐓 LAST UPDATED: 5/23/26

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄: 21+ is preferred, 18+ is mandatory. THIS BLOG IS NOT A SPACE INTENDED FOR MINORS.

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐖𝐎: DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT. I write a lot of shitty characters who say and do a lot of shitty things because I think villains can be very compelling thought experiments to explore in a fictional setting. Violence, gore and toxic codependence are a few of the things you can expect to see here because of this. I try to tag most things and I will always ask for consent before discussing or writing anything that can be considered Dead Dove or otherwise triggering subject matter in OR out of character, but I will not sacrifice a character's morals (or lack therefor) just to make them more palatable. All triggers are tagged in a #trigger cw format.

DO NOT ASK TO WRITE WITH ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS OR EXPECT TO INTERACT WITH THIS BLOG IN GENERAL UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO UNDERSTAND AND ACCEPT THAT THERE ARE CHARACTERS WHO WILL BEHAVE LIKE VILLAINS

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄: MUN DOES NOT EQUAL MUSE. I write a lot of shitty characters who do shitty things and are unreliable narrators at the best of times. Their behavior rarely, if ever, aligns with anything I would accept, say or condone. If you are going to follow me and interact with this blog, I expect you to be able to discern the difference between fiction and real life. Just because I write something doesn't mean I condone it.

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑: Characters like Bob Reynolds and David Haller are written by someone with several diagnosed mental illnesses, including Bipolar Disorder (Bob Reynolds) and BPD (Kilgrave, Jinx, Anakin Skywalker). Characters like House are written by someone who lives with chronic pain (Fibromyalgia). Any headcanons or depictions I write about disabled characters like these will more often than not draw from my own experiences as a disabled adult. Diagnoses that do not directly or indirectly correspond with my own experiences as a disabled person will be researched and portrayed to the best of my ability.

ABUSIVE CHARACTERS LIKE KILGRAVE ARE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO HAS EXPERIENCED ABUSE. ABUSED CHARACTERS LIKE HIGGS AND JESSICA JONES ARE WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO HAS EXPERIENCED ABUSE.

ADDENDUM (1/12/26): While I generally do not mind or care about the faceclaims used on any one blog, I am not IN ANY WAY COMFORTABLE interacting with CHARACTERS USING AMBER HEARD AS THEIR FACECLAIM as someone who lives with Borderline Personality Disorder.

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄: I am a disabled adult with multiple diagnoses currently working a full time job. I will only ever write based on whatever muse and energy I have on any given day. If this is going to be an issue, this is not the blog for you. THIS APPLIES TO OOC CONVERSATIONS AS WELL.

I WILL OCCASIONALLY WRITE REPLIES WITHOUT ICONS AND/OR POST REPLIES ON MOBILE. I WILL ALSO REGULARLY DROP OR DISCONTINUE THREADS OR ASKS THAT I HAVE NO MUSE OR ENERGY FOR. IF THERE IS A PARTICULAR THREAD YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO MESSAGE ME ABOUT IT! BUT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIS IS A HOBBY—NOT A JOBBY.

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐗: If I ever follow you or follow you back, it means I want to write with you! If you're ever unsure of where to start, feel free to message me on Tumblr (and/or Discord, provided we are mutuals first!) to start plotting, or you can browse my meme tag and send me a meme or two. This is hands down the best way to start new interactions.

IF YOU FOLLOW ME FIRST, I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOU HAVE ALREADY READ MY RULES AND KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT. HOWEVER, I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT THE CONTENT PRESENT ON THIS BLOG IS NOT MEANT FOR EVERYONE. IF YOU DECIDE TO UNFOLLOW ME AND/OR DO NOT WANT ME TO FOLLOW BACK AT ANY POINT, I ASK THAT YOU PLEASE HARD BLOCK ME TO AVOID ANY AWKWARD CONFUSION.

𝘐𝘍 𝘐 𝘚𝘌𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘙𝘌𝘎𝘜𝘓𝘈𝘙𝘓𝘠 𝘝𝘈𝘎𝘜𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘈𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘚𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘖𝘕𝘌 𝘖𝘙 𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘛𝘐𝘊𝘐𝘗𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘐𝘕 𝘗𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘠 𝘋𝘙𝘈𝘔𝘈, 𝘉𝘜𝘓𝘓𝘠𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘈𝘚𝘚𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛, 𝘖𝘙 𝘊𝘈𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘊𝘜𝘓𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘋𝘖𝘌𝘚 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘙𝘌𝘝𝘖𝘓𝘝𝘌 𝘈𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘋 𝘈 𝘓𝘌𝘎𝘐𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘛 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘔𝘜𝘕𝘐𝘛𝘠, 𝘐 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘓 𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘌𝘋𝘐𝘈𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘠 𝘜𝘕𝘍𝘖𝘓𝘓𝘖𝘞 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘏𝘈𝘙𝘋 𝘉𝘓𝘖𝘊𝘒 𝘠𝘖𝘜. 𝘋𝘖 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘛𝘙𝘠 𝘛𝘖 𝘋𝘙𝘈𝘎 𝘔𝘌 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘖 𝘗𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘚𝘗𝘜𝘛𝘌𝘚. 𝘋𝘖 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘊𝘌 𝘔𝘌 𝘛𝘖 𝘗𝘐𝘊𝘒 𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘚 𝘐𝘕 𝘈𝘙𝘎𝘜𝘔𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘚 𝘖𝘙 𝘋𝘐𝘚𝘗𝘜𝘛𝘌𝘚 𝘐 𝘈𝘔 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘐𝘕 𝘈𝘕𝘠 𝘞𝘈𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘙𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘓𝘠 𝘐𝘕𝘝𝘖𝘓𝘝𝘌𝘋 𝘐𝘕. 𝙆𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝙍𝘼𝙈𝘼 𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙄𝙉 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝙋𝙇𝙄𝙀𝙎.

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍: Discord is ALWAYS going to be the best place to reach me and mutuals are more than welcome to ask for my Discord if they have one. I love discussing character plots and dynamics even if we haven't written anything yet, so consider this an invitation to do so if you haven't already.

I THOROUGHLY ENJOY UNPLOTTED/NON CANON SHIPPING AS LONG AS WE HAVE DISCUSSED IT AT LEAST ONCE OR TWICE BEFOREHAND (UNLESS IT HAPPENS ORGANICALLY). SOME CHARACTERS WILL BE MORE SELECTIVE ABOUT SHIPPING THAN OTHERS.

𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐋𝐄 𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓: I am autistic , Borderline and clinically paranoid and have trouble with tone over text more often than not, even if we know each other. If you ever need to tell me something, please be direct. I would much rather you be direct with me and communicate if there is ever an issue or concern and I will try to do the same.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING UPFRONT ABOUT A GENUINE ISSUE OR CONCERN AND BEING A TOTAL JACKASS.

𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐄

If we haven't already been introduced, hello! My name is Lion 🦁 (she/they, 26+) and I'm the pervert in charge of topshelfperverts dot tumblr dot com. Borderpolar, AuDHD, CSA survivor, C-PTSD haver and proud owner of one (1) braincell because I couldn't afford two. If you made it this far, congratulations! I am officially inside your walls.

Tell us your favorite quotes from your character. Give us an idea of who they are by the things they’ve said. Then tag your friends.

CALICO JACK RACKHAM

"It appears the Saint Nicholas of Fuckery has come to collect, and it isn't even Christmas."

"Miss Virens, I can assure you that whatever heap of misery you insist on subjecting me to during one of the most—and I cannot stress this enough—critical fucking moments in ALL our lives right now, I will see to it that it is returned to its original sender as liberally and as abundantly as was thrust upon dear old Jack so unceremoniously as this, do you understand?"

"I don't know whether I should be more concerned about the bus itself or the fact that you seem to think I haven't already alerted the local authorities as to the nature of our little predicament and filed a claim with our auto liability insurance—which, for the record, is not my job, but I went ahead and FUCKING DID IT ANYWAY."

"It's actually far more complicated than you're making it out to be right now."

"...I don't know how I could possibly be any clearer."

"You're welcome to try, of course, but I wouldn't go in with cock in hand unless you're willing to lose it."

"The good people of Nassau, assuming there was and will ever be such a thing, will see Jack Rackham when Jack Rackham is done sorting out someone else's mess."

"That's the fucking irony, isn't it. It's my goddamn neck on the line and I have nothing to show for it right now besides a broken wall."

"Regardless, I should very much like to see to it that the mark awaiting me isn't founded in someone else's reputation."

"Is there a Fuck you, Jack I should be waiting for?"

HOUSE

"Keeping it in means I don't have to hear it," House says without looking up. "Which I would definitely prefer, since you don't have anything particularly interesting to contribute. You need to be rallymaxxing."

"Watch closely. I'm going to make this clinic schedule disappear—"

"Well I think you're incredibly deficient. Best of both worlds. You must be fun at parties, assuming you get invited to them."

"'Provocateur' is so pretentious and clinical. I prefer the term rage-baiting."

"Relax. I'm hazing you. Just above teasing, right below sexual harassment. Unless you're into that sort of thing. My safe word is apples."

"If you wanted to see me naked, all you had to do was ask."

"Yeah well, I tried bringing back Sexy Nurse Sundays, but they told me it wasn't in the budget."

"I knew I caught you staring at my BBL, you frisky little minx."

"You know you're supposed to disclose that kind of thing during the hiring process, right? A man's entitled to information about the pants he's trying to get into. Now I'll have to rethink that promotion I wasn't gonna give you."

"You know what? I'm willing to admit when I'm wrong—it's actually whomever made this salad should be shot."

KILGRAVE

"That is preferential treatment and I hate it."

"What the fuck is so great about being a shapeshifter, anyway? That's like being a less shit Elvis impersonator. Or Bugs Bunny in drag."

"Anyway! Totally random, completely innocuous question—would you love me if I was a worm?"

"All those miserable little people," Kilgrave snarls, brutish and doglike as his jowls twist and pull into something grotesque. "I want to flay them where they stand."

"I didn't say it was difficult you fucking muppet. It's fucking inconvenient, is what it is."

Mockingly: "Really!? Could have fooled me."

"The only thing you're contributing right now is a shitty attitude. Don't fucking patronize me."

"Listen if this is because of Umamusu-" He stops, remembers his audience. "...the horse girl game, I'll uninstall it right now."

"It's a European cut, you fucking donkey."

"Joey, that is completely and utterly absurd. I would never shock you."

Tagged by: @eyeshone @deficd 🫶

𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗟 ↳ 𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘌 𝘖𝘍 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘕𝘐𝘎𝘏𝘛 ✧ 𝘈𝘊𝘊𝘌𝘗𝘛𝘐𝘕𝘎