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tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

NICE.

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.