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Hetalia Bf Headcanons

Synopsis : My thought on the Axis Powers’ relationship w/ you !

a/n : i’m lowk still experimenting with layouts right now so lmk about any suggestions ! (ignore mistakes cs i’ll prob fix them eventually..) all glory to @dumbndpoeticsv for help w/ germany and proofreading !! reqs are in-fact being done so expect them soon enough *

c/w : not proofread, germany mentioned in italy’s, italy mentioned in japan’s, probably ooc, clingy italy, rushed, yearny ish japan and germany kinda.

Axis Powers:

Italy

He ADORES YOU in every way possible. He can be pretty annoying as we see with how he acts around Germany. He just loves hanging near you or being around you. 

No one and I mean no one — not even you could compete with his clinginess it’s not even fair. He can get really tiring when it’s a been a while since he’s seen you.

After this one time that he had to leave you for quite awhile without any visits, you learned just how annoying he can get. You thought that you were being too pressuring but really he doubled — tripled your affection. He just can’t be without you for even 2 days.

You both go on dates pretty often and usually ending with you bringing a bouquet of your favorite flowers home (your house is FILLED). He usually takes you to fun or calm date places like picnics areas, carnivals, shopping centers, painting, etc. He makes sure that you always have fun when out with him especially if youve been stressed lately.

When he’s out actually doing work for once , he’s thinking of you the whole time. hes just wondering about what you’re wearing, eating, or just doing at the moment. Similarly, you could be doing the most lackluster, unnatural, unattractive thing ever and he’ll think that you look like an absolute angel.

If you guys get into an argument that leave you nonverbal he will go out of his way to apologize in the most obnoxious way. If you’re mad about him not doing his housework, he’ll make you a fantastic dinner to make you forget it — rose petals everywhere, candles of your favorite scent filling the place, and best of all a handwritten letter with a stupid apology written (you ended up cleaning still).

You guys first met at a market when you were looking through the tomato section. Even though he wasn’t a worker he took the opportunity to give you recommendations (it was just to talk to you cause he thought you were pretty). You came back to that market regularly even if you didn’t need anything just for the chance to see him. On the flip side, he did the exact same thing, coming back almost everyday just for the chance to see you and that he did. You two got closer and closer until he invited you out as ‘friends’ which made you discouraged. You two hung out more often until he finally decided to just tell the truth and to his surprise you felt the same way.

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Japan

He is a loverboy through and through. He might not say it verbally but he sure as hell will write it. 

He LOVES writing poems — specifically haikus for you atleast once a day. He usually writes about you resonating with nature or your appearance aligning with nature. For example how your eyes remind him of rivers because your emotions flow through there just like one. He often writes down ideas he comes up with while you two are out on walks. You’re the best motivation and inspiration for him.

As said before he enjoys being out in nature so much so he would plan most of

you guys’ dates in it. You both occasionally go to private seating restaurants for the more ‘romantic feel’ of things but prefer just being comfortable with each other in general.

When in an argument, (usually about something small or him not expressing himself well) he apologizes in person, authentically, and all in all just honest which in the end makes you forgive him. He always comes with a single flower attached to a handwritten apology as well when you don’t feel like speaking to him.

You guys met through a mutual friend, and while you were nervous he was worse. He was jittery and looking anywhere but your face — you thought he hated you for a while. That thought remained until you found out from a slip-up by his frend Italy. He told you that Japan was utterly inlove with you even if he didn’t show it. This provoked you to start making bolder decisions around him. For example, dressing up a bit more than usual when heading to a place he’s near or at as well as making sure you’re in his mind even after you left. You achieved this by wearing the same mix of perfumes when near him, keeping direct and deep eye contact when he’d talk, and made sure to bring up past things he’s said just so he knows you were listening. You knew to an extent this would deepen his feelings but little did you know, even when you weren’t doing these things he just kept getting deeper and deeper into the pit of his love for you.

On some fateful day, you happened to see him writing at park you usually walk near. Taking this rare chance to be alone with him, you sucked up your nervousness and headed over to where he was seated. It was pretty warm out so maybe that’s why what happened next occurred. He looked up at you and his cheeks and ears turned a dusty pink in an instant. You definitely noticed because of how often you steal glances at him but you decided not to say anything — you were more curious about what he was writing currently. You both started talking and eventually he showed you. After reading it he told you he actually wrote it about you (it was pretty obviously about you). You kept shifting closer and closer until your sides touched which made him tense up. You turned towards him and he fully accepted the thought that you’d think he was weird for writing about you without permission but to his surprise you held his hand and professed your feelings to him. This leads to where you guys are now and he couldn’t be happier even if he doesnt express it like most would.

His love language is pretty obviously time spent together/proximity and word of affirmation/affection (even if it’s not verbal). He loves spending his days with you and taking care of you guys’ shared pets. You both don’t need to constantly prove yourselves to each other — you just know that in the end you love each other just as much as the other does.

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Germany

This man is an absolute YEARNER if Japan wasn’t then this man is. He is not so affectionate in public but when it’s just you and him, he unleashes it all. He is not as bad as Italy is and never will be, but he does get a bit overbearing atleast for someone of his composure.

He also does even the littlest of things for you. He makes sure it was known that he listens to you when you speak, fixes sqeaky doors, leaky pipes, and helps maintain your garden. He would legitly tie you up just to be able to do tasks for you with no objections. He can’t stand the thought of you not being able to depend on him for whatever reason. Sometimes he goes as far as to make lists of things you should ask him to do for you. He’s very organized with it too — bulletpoints, highlighted words, etc. He’s a bit extra.

When an argument happens, he is definitely fustrated but will let you release your feelings and will leave you to yourself until you’re reeady to speak. When you are ready, he basically has a whole speech prepared that’s a bit prim and proper but still sweet. He also comes with snacks like Italy does but a few less and really just conveys his thoughts with his words. 

When meeting your parents he is extremely respectful and proper as not to make them think badly of him. It’s gotten to the point where you think he’s made an alter-ego just for them. He always brings flowers when coming over and even if told to relax he’s always stiff until you put your hand on his to loosen him up. With your friends he is way less tense (maybe Italy has rubbed off on him finally) and more expressive. He was definitely formal at first and even in recent times is still that way. Over the course of you guys’ relationship though, he has gotten more relaxed with your friends, family, pets (if you have them), etc.

You both have the same few rotations of dates places because of his organizational habits. If you don’t specifically suggest somewhere different you both end up either at a fancy dinner, heading to a musical event, or just a picnic and watching the sunrise/starry night.

You guys first met through friends as well with you thinking at first that he was a bit stuck up (turns out he was just really nervous near you). He was extremely fidgety and always had a defensive demeanor about him when you were near. You took it as him not being comfortable around you which made you sad because you honestly wanted to be his friend (more than that). This fact along with him somehow always popping up in your line of site no matter how much space you wanted to give him made you confused when he finally asked you out saying, “It’s time these shared feelings get put into words and a relationship. Will you go out with me?” Turns out he thought all along that you liked him back (which you did) and he thought your avoidance was just you flirting. He was very embarrassed after you expressed this to him.

I think Russia would be a really cryptic streamer to the point people think he’s an ARG. Develops a small but committed fan base that’s split between actually figuring out what’s happening and ‘this is hilarious.’ He uses a VPN and his internet is shit which doesn’t help the allegations of him being some Cryptid. Once streamed him walking in the snow at night and it went viral because it was so creepy. (SORRY RUSSIANS FOR MY BAD HANDWRITING ITS MEANT TO SAY ‘дом’) His user is: ‘VanyaFriend’ he rarely streams and rarely talks during.

America would obviously be a more socially conscious streamer as in like he knows how to draw people in and be funny. I think he’d be like moistcritical and ishowspeed kinda? Think averageharry or jack manifold? Maybe Jschlatt. He would stream popular games or games he likes. The occasional vlog of him skateboarding or something or just getting food. Mukbangs maybe. He’s so unpredictable and fluid and that would get him a huge fan base.

Canada would also be a streamer but very niche and his fandom is very nice and welcoming. Like they actively try to get people to join. He streams vlogs of him in nature and just talking about the dangers and beauties of Canadian life. A lot of people like his voice because it’s lowk asmr so he labels a lot of his streams with ASMR. His username is: ‘maplematt’

The picture above is when canada is staying with America on his rare visits, he also gains a little of a cult following over this in Americas fandom because of this. Like, people love seeing him in the background or on camera—he’s a foil to Americas personality.