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Freddie Mercury was the peak of gay big dick energy. Once during a Queen concert a guy shouted a gay slur at Freddie and he responded by having the venue shine a spotlight on the guy and saying "say that again darling". That is literally the biggest power move in history. That man must've left the corporeal realm because how tf do you come back from that

#how terrifying must that have been#imagine Freddie Mercury himself tells you to square tf up#I would simply pass away

Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

And some men do not understand the point and the message and leave comments like that the condoms and contraceptives are not the same, therefore no sexism.

A warning

tomorrow

Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

I would read this

OH MY GOD

Starring Jack Black, The Rock, Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi 

And Mads Mikkelsen, the human neighbour that is weird enough that all the aliens think he’s an alien too.

they all are sure hes an alien and will go talk to him about how hard it is being an alien on earth, will even talk really frankly to him about it, but weirdly no matter what they say hes always like ‘oh yeah i can relate’

It got about a thousand times better than the last time I reblogged this I think.

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

tbh the thing most in character this episode was the fact that if ser jaime lannister knight of the seven kingdoms and had taken like 10 steps to the left he wouldn’t have died and if that doesn’t sum up that dumbass i don’t know what does