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As good an idea as that may sound, I doubt the guards would be too pleased if I started using the walls as a canvas.

Well, I mean. No one has to know. Channel your inner Banksy or something.

A blank notebook and some pencils would be just great…

You don't need paper. Or a pencil. Walls are perfectly acceptable writing--or drawing--surfaces.

I was licked by kittens. A kitten.

I might just regret this, but who gives a shit.

Orange. 

I was having a nice nap

Some people have all the luck. 

Hey, cool, dance party. 

If I can say nothing else, at least you know what you want.

Sometimes. Most of the time I just look at them and smile and that's all, folks.

Hello there yourself. So you’re having an issue?

Yes. Issue. Terrible issue. In my pants. Only you can save me. 

Does tha’ ever work?

It does, I've got the data to back it up and everything. 

So that’s a yes?  You do want to die?  My codename isn’t meaningless, Stark.

Is this a trick question? This feels like a trick question.

Hel-lo there. 

Are you volunteering to die, Mr. Stark?

This does not eliminate the possibility of sex, though.

I agree, this is the start of a beautiful friendship~

Yes. Yes it is. First round of new booze when I get that new still up and running is going to you.

Why Mr. Stark. 

I don't know, but we should remedy this situation.

There you have it. I might know some guys interested if that is your thing. 

I'm listening.