“i should drink more water” i remind myself, halfway through my fifth coffee

Thanks to all of the radio signals and noise that the human race is making; to an outside observer, the earth is sprinting around the sun, screaming.

#no wonder the aliens don’t want to talk to us

I have been accused of being the little spoon.

You're saying this as if you didn't agree

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

IT DOESN’T HELP THAT THOSE ARE POSSUMS WHO ALSO HAVE TERRIBLE EYESIGHT. XD SO BOTH CREATURES DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT WAS WHAT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE I’M DYING. 

everyone in this forest is so confused and I love them