:/

drinking cilantro tea to punish myself

i started taking a medication that may slightly help my arthritis while making me highly schizophrenic

i am now mutuals with enzo vogrincic's brother on instagram networking is so easy

went to the pharmacy and they had some sort of gym supplement called PRE WAR selling shit to men is so easy

my brother just left for a year long trip and his last words to me were i hate you. which is fine because my last words to him were outback steakhouse

i made the worst smoothie of all time and it took me two days to drink it trying to be healthy sucks. why tf would i put dry oats in a smoothie nobody told me to do that

bro my stomach is so fucked up im sick of it

been doing a weight gain plan and it's the most counterproductive thing i've ever done i think. i hate everything now all i want is beigeslop

sooo a rheumatologist finally came up with a theory and i may have psoriatic arthritis

my worst fear came true, i failed a urine test. i went in with my little jar and they were like you got it wrong you had to bring in 7 million bottles, we can't take your jar