ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

tbh postwar british school curriculums love a Horrors Of War text so it makes total sense they would pick the iliad if they're choosing. they love to make teenagers grapple with atrocities at 9am on a tuesday. they'll give you war poets and book 18 of the iliad and be like "right what does this combo teach us" and the teenagers will be like "that it really sucks to watch people you care about die in a pointless war" and your teacher will be like "correct. so anyway, we've got a careers fair this afternoon and the army will be there,"

imagine you're having the worst day of your life and timothee chalamet shows up #mbappe