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Apparently sitting down is a trans people thing now?
Why are transphobes so fucking weird.
Edit: I didn't make this clear at all. It's a slur followed by "-ification." So it's basically like saying "transification," but with a slur that I censored just in case. Either way,
A first I read this as "someone trans got smth to do with this" which I think a) is somehow way funnier b)has something to do with Dr Who
So here it is
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thatβs notβ¦β¦β¦. how child speech worksβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦β¦..
god okay in an attempt to be less of an asshole, hereβs how child speech DOES work (or tend to work, at least)
kids tend to hypercorrect β this means that they tend to say things like βsleepedβ instead of βslept,β βwritedβ instead of βwrote,β βgoedβ instead of βwent,β etc
kids tendΒ not to make errors such as omitting verbs (βi hungryβ)
kids also tendΒ not to make errors in the i/me, she/her department (βme am hungryβ)
simplification of difficult sounds β consonant clusters especially, so things like st, sp, ps, etc., as well as f, v, th-sounds, ch-sounds, etc.
βbabblingβ-type utterances (βapwenβ for βairplane,β using one babbly word for multiple objects, things like that)Β generally occur in children under the age of three and a half
say it with me: an eight-year-old child is not going to be saying βme hungwyβ
do not confuse child speech with stereotypical learner english mistakes, thatβs not only incorrect but also gross on the stereotypical learner english front (βme love you long time,β anybody?)
if youβre going to write kidfic please do some goddamn research
Totally. It can be helpful to remind yourself that young children tend to speak as though the English language actually made sense. Our brains are pattern-recognising machines: children are really, really good at puzzling out the implicit rules of the English language, but they donβt necessarily know all the silly exceptions and bizarre edge cases that break those rules yet - those can only be learned through experience and rote memorisation.
Basically, when children who speak English as a first language make mistakes, it typically reflects a tendency to treat English as more grammatically, syntactically, and/or orthographically consistent than it really is. In some cases, this can be compounded by the fact that some kids will get offended at how little sense βproperβ English makes, and insist upon using the more consistent forms even though they know very well that theyβre technically βwrongβ.
for a long young portion of my life I insisted on pronouncing Sean βSEENβ because thatβs how itβs spelled.
As someone who spends a good majority of her time working with kids, it irks me to no end when I see children written as if theyβre babies.
Past the age of about five or six years old, children can have deep, intellectual conversations about the most bizarre of things. I HAD A CONVERSATION LAST WEEK WITH FOUR THIRD GRADERS ABOUT THE GAS PRICES AND TAXES IN HAWAII.
Were they entirely correct in the facts they were giving? No, because it was all from what they had heard from parents or on the news. But that doesnβt take away from the fact that I was having a genuine conversation with four eight and nine year olds about taxes.
Just about the only speech problems most kids have, unless they have a speech impediment, is not being able to pronounce certain consonants (replacing βthβ with βfw,β for example, and some letters are harder to form with your mouth than others) and doing exactly what the person above said: using the English language the way they know how, which isnβt always the way English works.
Kids arenβt stupid. Stop writing them like they are.
Also, kids might not abbreviate some of the things YOU would. Television instead of TV, Yes instead of Yeah, and such
In my experience, a good part of learning to speak like an adult is adjusting your mannerisms and speech to the people around you, and progressively dumbing yourself down so as to communicate fluidly.
Convinced that if Missy met the Delgado master, she'd put on a felt goatee to match his freak
The existences of the Doctor and the Master imply a secret third timelord: The Bachelor.
Had to look up what an associate degree was but yeah.
I like to think The Associate speaks like an Aussie
The existences of the Doctor and the Master imply a secret third timelord: The Bachelor.
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"Match my freak" is still by far the best mainstream expression I've ever heard. Because it doesn't mean "Ah yes. Your mind is horrifically deformed in much the same way mine is" which also would be fun. To "match" suggests it is an action taken by one person to reach for the other's madness, which I find very romantic.
*puts on prosthetic tusks, a fake nose and a hunchback* -in a goblin's voice "now, my liege, we ball".
βYβ youβve saved me! Why?β
β..... Monkey.β
βWhyβ?β
βMonkey! You have shown me monkey..... Mmm.... Monkey.β
9 and 10 fistfight as 12 yells ambiguous encouragement, 11 eats dirt in a corner and 13 is watching Captain Jack and the Brigadier make out in the open closet
we need to bring back masks. now more than ever. not only because it's good for us health wise but also with the rise of meta's surveillance glasses & soo many creeps using it to record unsuspecting women/young girls & posting their videos on the internet without their consent we have to make sure to protect ourselves in every way possible. there is an app called "nearby glasses" that alerts you but it's not available on iOS yet ++ the dev has said it's not perfect so we've got to do with what we got. also celeb/influencer actively promoting these glasses is lowest scum of the earth. you do not care about consent. you do not care about women and i hope you fucking die!!
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we need to bring back masks. now more than ever. not only because it's good for us health wise but also with the rise of meta's surveillance glasses & soo many creeps using it to record unsuspecting women/young girls & posting their videos on the internet without their consent we have to make sure to protect ourselves in every way possible. there is an app called "nearby glasses" that alerts you but it's not available on iOS yet ++ the dev has said it's not perfect so we've got to do with what we got. also celeb/influencer actively promoting these glasses is lowest scum of the earth. you do not care about consent. you do not care about women and i hope you fucking die!!
Things that a time traveller would put in a show about time travelling to fuck with me (a chronically online girlie):
1 - This fucking scene
walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes
if i had a nickel for every time the master forgot who he was, effectively lived out his life as a human and was a nice old man who immediately got along w the doctor, had an academic title and probably saved more lives than he hurt, id have 2 nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice
It's actually pretty awesome that when the Master doesn't know who he is, he immediately becomes the nicest fucking thing but when the Doctor doesn't know who he is he becomes a cowardly ass.
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Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people
please keep talking about how Becky from Maryland doesn't like the rising gas prices. It's clearly the more pressing issue.
USA folks, that is a consistent temperature range hitting 113Β°. Death Valley temperatures. In Banda, it hovered between 116Β°-118Β° (47Β°-48Β° C) for a week straight.
This has been happening all month with little to no international media attention. Here are a few organizations you can check out for resources or to support:
ActionAid India
SEEDS India
GlobalGiving
Raise India (Project Tapan)
This is the first Iβm hearing of this! The comments are eye opening, too.
I agree that wealthy people and governments could not care less about anything, as long as it doesnβt impact their lives.
Snort
One might add Geny is also technically the Dr
