hold on, don't let go

Horror books are…an interesting choice of genre. What do you like most about them?

Stop trying to be inquisitive, the intelligence doesn't suit you.

I’ve met like at least a hundred guys who are all just like you. Does bitching at girls make you feel better about yourself? Has this upped your shitty ego?

A hundred? I didn't know we were in numbers now. Ego? There's nothing to do with any ego here- I don't like anyone here. Girl or guy. If I don't like you, I don't have to act like I fucking do, yeah?

Aww, well it’s a real pity you wandered all the way over here to give me shit then, isn’t it?

Not really. It's not often that people even talk to me- it's always good to have a... somewhat riveting argument. No, that wasn't even riveting. Sorry.

Are you always this much of a fucking princess?

I'm not being the fucking princess. But you are really starting to piss me off now.

This fucking place, alright? You happy? Satisfied? Now go flip your hair around somebody else. 

Are you PMSing or are you always this much of a fucking bitch?

That’s it? That’s all you’ve got to say? Great comment, buddy. 

Loving the enthusiasm, sweetpea. I'll ask you again. What's your fucking problem?

Well if I’m not the first person to call you out on it, maybe that’s something you should focus on. Are you saying I’m wrong? If you’re burned, you obviously don’t have invincibility from fire. It’s a process of elimination. And there’s nothing physical that’s particularly off. Nothing I can mistake for a “Halloween costume in January.” Come on, give me a clue.

No thank you. I'm perfectly content with my personality. Oh, I have invincibility from it. Just not in certain places. I do in my throat.

I would say your shitty attitude is pretty “super”, but I think you had that before. Whatever it is, I know it’s not invincibility from fire.

Super shitty? Original. Get in line. You're really kind of shit with guesses.

Well that wasn’t the best deduction.

Guess mine.

Believe it or not, I didn’t always have these.

Oh. I thought you were wearing some sort of shitty Halloween costume, in spite of it being January.

Okay, stay burned. Hope it doesn’t scar.

Cute. What's your weird mutation, anyway?

Originally? No idea. But my mom used to put it on her fingers whenever she burned herself. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

Yeah, no thank you. I'm not too sure about that.

Ah… I hear mustard helps?

Who the fuck suggested mustard?

Fucking fuck—- fuck! I hate th— Ugh.

Who pissed in your cereal?