Hey it's me, Todd Howard

Hello, fellow Todd. I see that we have the same goals: to rerelease Skyrim. I think we can strike a great alliance.

Hey, Todd here. I’m here to talk about S̗̗̯̠͙͕̍ͯͩ̏͡Ķ̺̖͚̼̰̔̏͑̐ͥ̓̇͝Y̹̙̪̭ͤͦ̄́R̵̻̠͙̒͂̀̒ͮͅI̵̹͎̩̿ͤ̓̊̑ͥ̃̓͜M̴̲̭̙̟̝͇̃̾̊̏ͨ͌̒̉͘͡

I see that we have multiple Todds. I feel as if we can gather this power to make an unstoppable force.

Everytime Skyrim is rereleased, a new Todd Howard is born upon the mountains of cash.

Yes, that seems like a plausible theory. We need to find the existence of my three other Todd brethren so we can make this new global power.

Hello, my fellow Todds. I can sense that, as we meet, we are growing more powerful.

Oh joy, a new brother. You really are absolutely correct, Absolutely Real Todd Howard, our power is growing tremendously as we group. I can feel the manifestation of another Skyrim growing in the midst… Do you smell the code brewing with a hint of polygons? Delicious.

An excellent idea, brother. We should try to even branch out to the smart fridges, the ones with the touch screens. You can be a Dovakiin on a touch screen.

Excellent idea, fellow Todd! I can smell the success already! Haha!

Hello, fellow Todd. I see that we have the same goals: to rerelease Skyrim. I think we can strike a great alliance.

Hey, Todd here. I’m here to talk about S̗̗̯̠͙͕̍ͯͩ̏͡Ķ̺̖͚̼̰̔̏͑̐ͥ̓̇͝Y̹̙̪̭ͤͦ̄́R̵̻̠͙̒͂̀̒ͮͅI̵̹͎̩̿ͤ̓̊̑ͥ̃̓͜M̴̲̭̙̟̝͇̃̾̊̏ͨ͌̒̉͘͡

I see that we have multiple Todds. I feel as if we can gather this power to make an unstoppable force.

Everytime Skyrim is rereleased, a new Todd Howard is born upon the mountains of cash.

Yes, that seems like a plausible theory. We need to find the existence of my three other Todd brethren so we can make this new global power.

Hello, my fellow Todds. I can sense that, as we meet, we are growing more powerful.

Oh joy, a new brother. You really are absolutely correct, Absolutely Real Todd Howard, our power is growing tremendously as we group. I can feel the manifestation of another Skyrim growing in the midst… Do you smell the code brewing with a hint of polygons? Delicious.

Most people are born with three names tattooed on their wrist: Their true love, their biggest enemy, and their greatest ally. You only have one name.

And that name is Todd Howard