Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS, THE MOVIE

"That's NOT For You!"