Man....

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Creepypasta characters were real, but nobody was afraid of them or treated them seriously anymore because they were all washed up and past their prime. Slenderman wore a wig and apparently got addicted to cocaine.

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too babe

(in love with you) (bursting at the seams to talk to you) (heart teeming chest aching) hey how are you

Naming a crater after your late wife. Talk about love you to the moon and back.