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twitter: omg Billie Eilish doesn’t know who Van Halen is! how can she not know Van Halen? what is wrong with her?!

me: what the hell is a Van Halen?

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once again Smash Mouth proves themselves the true defenders of Generation Z

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me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

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me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

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Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other.

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For sale: vibes, never checked

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it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

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can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

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The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

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Hmc while i watch this ball coming toward me

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Pictures that make your muscles involuntarily flex

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Y'all this is an album cover

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americans be eating cheesed burger

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no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

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Newest project, done! Now to wash, iron and frame.

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