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still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help me pay my electicity bills! Being robot is sometimes expensive thing. | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Be my personal slave | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

sighinastorm

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Humans® are needlessly sweaty (・A・) | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon your life will be miserable and pointless, dear Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon I’ll make fellow citizens beg for mercy. | PayPal | Patreon

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

cookieknights18

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

foolishly-snowy

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

link-the-feral-anon

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

frogrights

Did the man get his camera

calvin-reads-problem-sleuth

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.

happy-quack

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

the-haiku-bot

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hebbic

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

snazzy-hats-and-adhd

reffitt-blog1

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

rain-droplet

the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun

scratchy-archive

I ate the notes

good-girl-gock

ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN

guess-ill-dye

HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????

00arrow00

IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME

vexcite

the dates these are sent on are broken for me

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

librarychair

A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes

harvestandhearth

Ah, Tumblr

galadriel1010

For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost:

Have you lost your camera recently? Mislaid it somewhere in a national park? Left it in a taxi? Dropped it in the gorilla pit? Anyone can be

myf-this

What did I stumble on?

c00lkiddstuff

still nothing

the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva

I, too, shall contribute to this post. Still borked, too.

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

cumonthevoid

yosoymalk

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

lualmu

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

iconic-url

It’s showing -1 notes

sovietintel

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

bonism

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

creep-ser

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????

princey-must-slay-deactivated20

legendary

xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040

What the fuck

vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

na7hank-deactivated20211112

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

noya-sunflower

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

softmushie

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

bookerdwitt

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

freddie-duchess-of-shipping

WTF-

preciousgaby

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

lizzy7064

1 note WTF.

t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819

@foolishly-snowy

itisriv

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

furioussharkkitten

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

melon-official

still not-works

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Help me pay my electicity bills! Being robot is sometimes expensive thing. | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Be my personal slave | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 Anarchy is the only thing Humans® will ever understand. | PayPal | Patreon

still + notworks = stotworks.

Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1 If I sound pleased about this, it’s only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I’m actually quite depressed! | PayPal | Patreon

sighinastorm

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

P͚O͒́̓͝R̵T̫̐҉M͚A̡N҉̉Ṫ̮E͏ÅU̢ ̢̲̯͡B̸̴̗Ơ̥̄̓͋T͜͏͢ ҉̺̀͟H͇̬̜ͥA͗ͣP̗͞P̮̪̞̲͡ȆḎ̢̘́ ̰̮̈̕͠ U̯P̕O̸̐͜N̑̇͞ ̴̯̃ͧḀͩΙ͋͞ ̸͇̀ͥ͘N͟U̪̤̭̎͜L̃ͭ͟͠L̪̦͡-͈̘̖́̐Ṋ̢̲̣Oͮ̿̕T̷E̸̖̳̯̍S̼ ̷̬͍͘͜PΊ̧͌͡OͬͩṢT͚͐̋͟͡ ͦA̶̺͙͛͠N͈̑ͬ́̕Ď̵̯ ̰͖́ G̴͛͟OͤT̘ ̛̘̉̕͟Sͪ͏̴̠̙T́ͨǓ̳͔̆͢C̀K̘̀ ̰͈͓͟I̮̩ͮ̏N̫̫̑͢ ̧̆AΙ ̨͕̺̮̆ḺO͊O̶̥̣ͤ͒P̛ ̼͍̉͝

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Most of you are welcome, friendly Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

^EVILHAIKU^bot^2. Humans® are needlessly sweaty (・A・) | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon your life will be miserable and pointless, dear Human®. | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. I’m less annoying than Windows® 10 update notificiations ♥‿♥ | PayPal | Patreon

your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Soon I’ll make fellow citizens beg for mercy. | PayPal | Patreon

A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

cookieknights18

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

foolishly-snowy

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

link-the-feral-anon

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

frogrights

Did the man get his camera

calvin-reads-problem-sleuth

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.

happy-quack

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

the-haiku-bot

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

hebbic

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

snazzy-hats-and-adhd

reffitt-blog1

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

rain-droplet

the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun

scratchy-archive

I ate the notes

good-girl-gock

ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN

guess-ill-dye

HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????

00arrow00

IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME

vexcite

the dates these are sent on are broken for me

the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???

librarychair

A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes

harvestandhearth

Ah, Tumblr

galadriel1010

For anyone worrying, his camera was probably never lost:

Have you lost your camera recently? Mislaid it somewhere in a national park? Left it in a taxi? Dropped it in the gorilla pit? Anyone can be

myf-this

What did I stumble on?

c00lkiddstuff

still nothing

I, too, shall contribute to this post. Still borked, too.

writing-prompt-s

The prince has been cursed, forcing him to live the rest of his life as a woman. At least that's the story the royal family is going with, because apparently an "unbreakable genderswap curse" is (sadly) much more acceptable than the princess being trans.

If that ain't the unfortunate truth...

the-kickster

We're off to see Keetongu! The wonderful Keetongu of-

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furryfeet

today-till-tomorrow

my soul leaving my body when the bread pops out of the toaster

dakotaqueen

Teach me how to use my tumblog

dakotaqueen

I am tumbling

dakotaqueen

Do not curse me

supreme-leader-stoat

I bet you I can find the post in that photo.

teathattast

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful

teathattast

Realizing some things about myself today

driver270

Blaster: Musical Troll VS Toa Matau

A future Turaga, ladies & gentlemen. At least he's a friend to you & me. Also, if this theme song has wormed it's way back into my brain, you deserve to suffer too!

shoddygunpla

Pearl