I’ll be glad when people finally stop listing “IT TRIGGERS FANBOYS” or “IT MAKES PEOPLE ONLINE ANGRY” as a reason to Consume Product cause literally every production I’ve played, seen, or read that had that as a popular “net positive” has been total dogshit

I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night, where the Spanish moss drips from the trees like lace, and honeysuckle buds perfume the air. Sticky, glistening skin. Sultry and forever.

and fifty dozen mosquitos are sucking your body dry and cicadas scream so loud you can never sleep and watch where your honeysuckle ass steps or you’ll plant your foot on a pissed off copperhead

One person is from the south. One person isn’t. Guess which.

“I want to make you feel like a humid Southern night” is a threat

me, reading the name ‘niamh’, knowing fully that it is pronounced ‘neev’: niamhuh

UCD is holding an Irish Summer School programme again! I’d love to go but I’m going to two other courses already and it’s a little bit out of my budget. So I’m posting it on here, hoping that someone will take my place! :) Or spread the word at least!

For what it’s worth, I can’t think of a single person in my friend group who if I said ‘hey you wanna dig a secret hideout tunnel with me’ would not immediately go for their shovel.

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events