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cant even moodily smoke a cigarette outside of my work because i dont smoke

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

World Heritage Post

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

Bottom scientists as well

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

interesting how leadership can sometimes be unintentional yet influential.

save it for linkedin brother

Been getting into ceramics lately

How do they taste man

It hasn’t even been five minutes. Why do so many of you think I’m eating it. It hasn’t even been five minutes.

Yeah yeah whatever how do they taste man

Not so good.

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

Every Hamster knows how to play sudoku but they can't do it because their hands are too small to hold a pencil

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

investing at 10 notes

you are my friend and to some extent the altar upon which i mount my guilt

you are my friend and to an increasing extent the saviour i worship

you are my friend and i hope something ruins you before i do