be more chill soundtrack sentence starters change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw : language , nsfw , drugs , alcohol / underage drinking , mental health
âif Iâm not feeling weird or super strange my life would be in utter disarray âcause freaking out is my okay.â
â ugh, god, I wish I had the skill to just be fine and cool and chill.â
âI donât wanna be special, I just wanna survive.â
âno time to wallow, no, instead, just clear your brain and move ahead.â
âif I continue at this rate the only thing Iâll ever date is my macbook pro hard drive.â
âhow was class? you look like ass. whatâs wrong?â
âI saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving!â
âevolution is survival of the fittest, right? but now, because of technology, you donât have to be strong to survive which means thereâs never been a better time in history to be a loser!â
âI am not the one who the storyâs about.â
âif this was an apocalypse IÂ would not need any tips in how to stay alive.â
âI love play rehearsal and I get depressed as soon as itâs done.â
âI am passionate a lot! I have mad, gigantic feelings, red and frantic feelings about most everything!â
âlife is easy in rehearsal, you follow a script so you know what comes next.â
âanywho, the point that Iâm getting to is sometimes life canât work out in the way it works out in the play.âÂ
âmost humans do one thing for all of their lives. the thought of that gives me hives.â
âwhy am I telling this to you? guess thereâs a part of me that wants to.â
âmy brain is like âbzzzâ, my heart is like âwow"â
âfreshman year I didnât have a girlfriend or a clue. I was a loser just like you.â
âmy little penis was depressed, he was so lonely. poor guy.âÂ
âso ⌠itâs like ⌠drugs?â
âpicture this: your weekendâs just a full on slate of blowout benders, of teenage rockstar splendor.âÂ
âright now youâre helpless, you are almost hopeless.âÂ
âdude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette, itâs just that no one else but me thinks that yet.â
âitâs no big, 'cause you and I are a team.â
ânobody here appreciates but soon weâll be together where they do ⌠'cause guys like us are cool in college.â
âhigh school is hell, but we navigate it well 'cause what we do, is we make it a two-player game.â
âas losers, we have fought together for years, both nintendo zombies and our popular peers ⌠now weâre stuck on a level, and I wanna move on.âÂ
âhigh school is whack, but we have each otherâs back.â
âyou know that you are my favorite person.â
âis it really true? iâm your favowite person?â
âif I assist you will be more chill.â
âso, do you wanna ride?â
âhome in a snatch, only one catch: we gotta stop for frozen yogurt first.â
âsoon youâll see that if you listen to me, everything about you is going to be wonderful!â
âI might be the one who the storyâs about, now that someoneâs helping me out.âÂ
âyouâre used to thinking about him in a certain way, and then something changes. and he changes from a guy that youâd never be into, into a guy that youâd kinda be into.â
âI donât always relate to other people my age.â
âI guess a part of me likes to talk to you.â
âyeah, that guy that Iâd kinda be into is âŚÂ (name).â
âyour life was so pitiful before, now itâs time to go all the way.â
âdonât worry about the guilt you feel, just take a breath and seal the deal.â
âmy parents wonât be home so its alright. they laundered money, now theyâre on the run.â
ânever hung with a girl like you before. I donât know if you know it but I am sure that, for me, you are an upgrade.âÂ
âto upgrade you must be willing to make sacrifices.â
âI donât wanna be special I just wanna be chill as life will allow.âÂ
âa halloween partyâs a rad excuse to put your body through mad abuse.â
âwell, I might pass out, but itâs alright 'cause Iâm halloween partying hard tonight!â
âiâve had sex in pretty much every room in this house.â
âdo you wanna hang for a bit? just you and me, intimately talking about all of our feelings and shit.â
âI am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall.â
âI could stay right here or disappear and nobodyâd even notice at all.â
âeverything felt fine when I was half of a pair.â
âheâs out there just ignoring all our history.â
âit sucks he left me here alone, here in this teenage battlezone.â
âmy big mistake was showing up.â
âand I canât help but yearn for a different time.â
âitâs to fucked to type this shit. itâs ripe, call back, Iâll yell you every word.â
âitâs just so terrible I donât want to relive it all.âÂ
â(name) set a fire and he burned down the house.âÂ
âitâs just so awful, so Iâll talk about it a lot.â
âwhen you love somebody you put your pants on for them.â
âif the road gets muddy focus on the goal 'till the rough stuffâs gone.â
âif the fight gets bloody just keep pushing through 'till the pain is gone.â
âyou are the person I want to be with every day.â
ânaw, man! you tell her that she excites you sexually.â
âthere are voices all around and you can never mute the sound.âÂ
âitâs embarrassing-Â to find out, deep down I just want things to be easy.â




















