better souls borne worse ones.

All three brothers: -are rare examples of straight white male allies to the female, POC, and LGBT+ communities who are Doing It Right and always apologizing/learning from their mistakes if they happen to screw up (which we all do, bc we’re human) -love their wives and are super proud of them, and frequently criticize the tired “nagging wife/asshole husband” dynamic that is so prevalent -are always sex-positive and quick to condemn slut-shaming/shaming of any kind when it comes to sexual identity (including the ace community! I remember a specific instance where they were answering a question where a woman’s friend accused her of being “asexual” like it was a personality defect and the brothers were very clear in their response that the asexual community is real and faces a lot of social discrimination) -have repeatedly denounced the Friend Zone as complete bullshit and are not afraid to let dudes know when they’re toeing that line or being otherwise creepy and inappropriate -are personal friends of Lin-Manuel Miranda like what else do you want

Individually, Justin (the oldest brother): -frequently encourages self-care in listeners, from the mundane (learn about new things, eat healthy and exercise, etc) to the less common (this fucking ASMR kick they’ve been on for months now idek) -is a super cool dad and husband who brags all the time about how smart and awesome his wife (and co-host of Sawbones) is -most likely to create memorable bit characters (Edward Shnowden, Tiny Amelie, etc) -is honestly just a ray of sunshine who wants people to get along and not be terrible

Travis (the middlest brother): -has a Great Beard and some really crazy tattoos -paints his nails and encourages dudes to get manicures bc they’re relaxing -co-hosts another show about manners and good etiquette with his wife -definitely the show’s Butt Monkey but has a good attitude about it -thank Travis for Travis

Griffin (the sweet baby brother) -has perfect teeth he suffered to obtain -threw a rock at a raccoon once -possibly the most outspoken feminist of the three -has a really impressive vocabulary -unironically loves Carly Rae Jepsen and America’s Next Top Model