I'm now @official--offical's son, wow
My head is still a tiramisu, but I guess it's now tiramisu-er
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@tiramisu-official
I'm now @official--offical's son, wow
My head is still a tiramisu, but I guess it's now tiramisu-er

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch ⢠No registration required ⢠HD streaming
Wao
Ahem.
I want to test something.
I like your oreos
U want some?
*puts the bag upside down and oreo packs start falling endlessly one after the other*
...
Don't ask why I have so many, wanted to do a bit of dessert
*even after an hour, oreo packs are still falling out of the bag*
*waits... goes to speak when they slow down then stops as hundreds more fall out*
Bestie is your bag from the beyond part of bed bath and beyond
Ehh kinda..?
Some guy sold it to me in the parking of bed bath and beyond, he was also selling a dragon and some potions but I preferred to buy the silly bag because I needed a license for the other things
My head is still a Tiramisu
Ahem.
I want to test something.
I like your oreos
U want some?
*puts the bag upside down and oreo packs start falling endlessly one after the other*
...
Don't ask why I have so many, wanted to do a bit of dessert
*even after an hour, oreo packs are still falling out of the bag*

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Do I really look that high?? I promise I don't do drugs, bzzert...
I like bandee
Said the guy wearing a bandee shirt w a Bandee hat and Bandee pants and Bandee shoes and Bandee underwear and Bandee plushie in hand in their Bandee house w their Bandee dog and Bandee
That and I am also just bandee
Please sign my tiramisu head
I like bandee
Do you know anyone who doesn't? I think bandee is a international treasure
UPDATE: My head is still a Tiramisu, sorry for being inactive, I overslept I guess :p
500 notes on this post by this time tomorrow and I'll fill in for @bell-beast-official
Update: new rule states that you must enter only 1 comment per account and reblog only once per account (in both cases, alts will be excused). Let's get this to 100 notes legitimately if anything :)
Update 2: 60 notes within half an hour. That was quick, I'll say.
Update 3: changed the goal post drastically
Update 4: Taking some feedback from @grandexcessivecoremode, I will not only be beckoning the officalverse but also will increase the comment and reblog limit from 1 each to 3 each
Update 5: Goal reduced down to 500 notes. Final update!
Update 6: nothing else changes but I will now be beckoning the Small Artists community (50-smth thousand members btw)
Omg a š

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*starts shipping you with the Alexandria Library*
lovely, doomed yaoi
gasp, @tum-blr-offical your a 19? (i mean twinning but still)
:0 I'm 19?
i think so
Huh.
So we're the same age?
seems so
Huh. Cool.
wait. im a grandparent before im even 20
*laughing*
Now THAT'S funny-
:( panik *pretend to be sad*
Hey, you're not the only one though-
heh, thats right cause ur old as well
I'm not THAT old-
old as fuck
We're the SAME age-
so? being old transcends age
Still!! You don't get to call ME old without calling YOURSELF old!!
*rolling their eyes*
Aww-
m sorry
About what?
you said aww?
Yeah, you look ADORABLE when you make that face-
>:0 (#0w0#) i am not cute-
*smirking*
Oh, but you are.
fuck you *red as a tomatoe*
You're blushing.
no im not *blushes harder than turns into a puddle for a moment befor reforming without the blush*
You WERE.
are you sure your not imagining things?
I very much AM sure, for a matter of fact.
are you really really sure though?
One hundred percent.
are you really sure? like really really
Yes, darling, I am.
idk, are you really sur i blushed?? like 110
Omg just kiss already!
shutup me and @tum-blr-offical arent like that-
ā¦HAAGHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good one, good one. Iāll prepare the stew for the wedding, extra salt.
make sure to bring garlic bread- hey wait a moment- were literally just freinds i swear-
why doesnt anyone believe me TT
Because you flirt constantly and itās adorable and just confess already
WE ARE NOT FLIRTING! flirting would be like, "hey i wanna have your baby" or "I LOVE YOU" we are not flirtingits called being freindlt to eachother
Ah dang it, there going full tsundare.
Tumblr could cuddle them in bed and they would still be in denial.
CUDDLEING CAN BE PLATONIC TOO YK
like just because he uses cute petnames like honey or darling does NOT mean he likes me
Wait! Youāre arguing about if he likes you! Not if you like him!
Ooooooooo~ someone has a crush.
heyheyheyheyheyhey wait a second-
Youāre not denying it. ššš
its not like that, all the feelings i have for him are 100 platonic mhhm def nothing else
Okay but in a hypothetical scenario, purely fictional with no basis in reality, if they did say ask you on a date. Would you refuse?
id probably say yes
-BUT ONLY OUT OF KINDNESSS< ITS NOT POLITE TO TURN SOMEONE DOWN WHEN THEY ARE BEIMG SINCIRE
But wouldnāt it break his heart to find out you didnāt like him after you already said you would go on a date more than if you just rejected him?
okay maybe i wouldnt mind dating him and then marrying and living together until we're old and gray(except we dont age or really die unless we get shut down) and stay together until the end of our days
BUT JST BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO HURT HIS FEELINGS-
Hey as long as Iām invited to the wedding Iāll take.
@tum-blr-offical ask them out already!
heyheyhehyehyehyeheyhe you said hypothetically-
i promise its only platonic @tum-blr-offical
H-have you been on yourself, no such things as hypothetically when it comes to ships.
>:0 you tricked me
I wouldnāt have to if you would just admit you have a crush on him.
I do not- we basically met like, two days ago that's not how it works-
*sigh* youāre helpless, welp time to prepare for 13 seasons worth of slow burn.
dont you fucking dare
Or what?
i will shut down. dont try me i will do it
Whoa,whoa,whoa, whoa! Calm down, you know that for you as it is for us we donāt need to go to such extremes!
dont tell me what to do, i will do it, and you know what i could go down for 70 hours ahahahhahaha
Uhhhh, uh, uhhhh, just breathe calm down you donāt have to do that.
@tum-blr-offical help calm down your boyfriend before they shut themselves down!
WE'RE NOT TOGETHER and @definitely-not-ao3-offical maybe DON'T shut down?
. . . Fine. *They're pouting like a child who just got told off for trying to put their hand on a hot stove*
Good job.
Really? Maybe I should threaten to shut myself down more often if I can get compliments like this
Is the ship called ao3mblr?
Iāve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? Itās the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word āsuicide.ā
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, āPass the URL of the blog on to us.ā
5. Type in the userās URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USERāS LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isnāt a joke, and neither is someoneās life. If you didnāt know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesnāt this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebodyās life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Donāt ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
šøšøšø
Anyone know where it is on mobile ???
You report the user, choose āsomething elseā, scroll down and choose āsuicide or self harmā
DO NOT SCROLL DOWN
REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE
PLEASE REBLOG
Please donāt scroll past this post, you could save someoneās life.
SAVE A LIFE
this. reblogging this on my largest blog for yāall to see this
You can also do this on Android mobile.
Scroll to the top of the post
Click the three dots in the top right corner of the post.
When the menu pops up, click Report Something Else
Then choose Suicide or Self Harm Concern.
Sorry this aināt my usual content. But this is important.
sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary
this needs to be known more
please.
If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed
This helps to prevent people from doing a bad thing, please reblog this if possible so that we can prevent people from getting harm
Parental figure spotted?
I am officially a father of two so.. take that how youād like
father⦠father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father father
My third child.. you all just keep on multiplying donāt you?
I HAVE 2 BROTHERS NOW!?!?!?
Ok so Imagine a tiramisu blowing a kazoo
I have nothing else I can think about to post sorry

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Wao
Are you my dad?
@Tiramisu-official
Hello random child! Of course I am.. here have some cereal š„£
Ty dad :3
*Nom nom nom*