TIPPY DOORMAN

… @tippy-doormann @tippy-doorman

Uh.. I feel that it would’ve been better if the part that was cut off from it wasn’t placed on the roof. Or if the door was framed somewhere else so it wouldn’t been cut at all.

WHY

seeing this door makes me feel like i have never truly contemplated the possibilities of doors as a concept, as though a new understanding of what it means to be a door has been forced upon me

certified door post

@tippy-doormann @tippy-doorman

What an interesting door design!

do you need any help :(

No, but thank you. I promise you I am managing well with the situation… How have you been holding up? With your arm and all.

..⃗. ┊isn't that original? hello, other me! don't worry, it's not an actual threat, they just got me wrong... i wouldn't hurt myself, would I?

...I suppose not. If you truly mean it, then I'm sorry about the anons. They can be overwhelmingly pesky at times.

..⃗. ┊i knew you'll understand..... why, thank you for kind words, dearest me. people have zero respect for us and other doormen. whether something need to be changed or no, i with great pleasure propose this attitude to change. we all deserve way much more for what we do, agree?

We truly do. Our work as doormen, as important as it is, is often overlooked. It is great to know you are willing to change if needed.

..⃗. ┊isn't that original? hello, other me! don't worry, it's not an actual threat, they just got me wrong... i wouldn't hurt myself, would I?

...I suppose not. If you truly mean it, then I'm sorry about the anons. They can be overwhelmingly pesky at times.

Ah. So I was not seeing things when I saw myself working this morning.

So that other one isn't my Tippy. Do you know what's going on?

Wait. What. Then who did I speak to this morning.

According to the real Tippy, possibly a clone of him.

Ah. Well. Alright then. In that case, hello original Tippy, I'm Leila, local witch and tea shop owner, and you are also invited to the shop if you please, though I suspect you're going to be busy in the coming days.

I don’t believe we’ve met before. I am Tippy Doorman, reformed master criminal and doorman. I appreciate your invitation, I’ll make sure to visit your shop once I get the chance to. It is a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Leila.

Likewise. :) So you're the one who is with Harl, yes? I'm surprised we haven't met before.

I am the one that is dating Harl, yes. I don’t think there had been any occasion where we could’ve met before, but I am glad it has came up, even if it was for… recent events.

Yes, though I'm surprised he didn't bring you to either my Beltane or Litha parties. Well, you'll be welcome to the Lughnasadh gathering in August.

Those parties may have happened when my workplace was under an inspection procedure and I can’t miss work during those, or he might’ve wanted to go on his own. Anyway, thank you for your invitation. I’ll do my best not to miss your next gathering.