Tiny Queer Kitten

i had to pause this for 5 minutes bc i couldn’t stop laughing

yo bro is it safe down there in the woods? yeah man it’s cool by Tomislav Jagnjic

this is in my zazzle cart right fuckin now am i really gonna spend $30 on this

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

I bet they’d be even madder if they knew i was a dude also lmao

reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south

Pony Reinhardt

*u* Too inspired