The Big Adventures of Tiny Poe

It’s been an...interesting few days. After the encounter with the lake beast, everything was quiet until nightfall. Then the banging and popping and firefight started. It was almost worse than Exegol. I don’t know what kind of war this planet is having, but the way the sky was lighting up and all the noise...BB and I having been hanging low, holed up in the X-wing at that shrine we landed at. But this morning the bombing had stopped, so we decided to venture out. And I’m really kriffing glad we did, because as weird as this planet is, it apparently has huge, endless caches of caf. Beautiful, marvelous caf for miles. The caf withdrawal was starting to be a serious problem, but for now at least, crisis averted. Bee tried to trill “thank the Maker” under his breath, but I totally heard him.

Escaped the ice cave and took a day off to recover. But it was out of the deep freeze and into the fryer. This planet definitely has extremes. Bee and I found this strange, metal-walled lake and I thought it would be a nice idea to jump in and cool off for a bit, but Bee suggested we might want to avoid being eaten and I wholeheartedly agree.

Bee and I found an ice cave. It’s weird, this planet seems to put doors on their caves. And it’s definitely cold as Hoth, but they have these weird colored icicles. Never seen anything like it before. They remind me of kyber, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t what kyber crystals look like, and I’m definitely sure they don’t grow in ice caves. I’ll just have to ask Rey to clarify, once I get the comms working. I wanted to shoot them down and study them further, but Bee wouldn’t stop bleeping until I promised to leave them alone. Anyway the orange one is kinda pretty, and Bee agrees.

BB-8 and I have landed on...yeah, I got no idea where we are or what this planet is. And this is what we find when we land. Some kind of...shrine? I’m so confused. Bee keeps insisting I must be some kind of god here. I think he fried a chip.