Alien Influencer meets her gods (A parody)
Karen: Why? One With Alchemy: ? Karen: 525600... Why? One With Alchemy: First of all, the Speed of Light is 1, numbskull! Karen: That's dumb! I want to speak to your manager! Ampersand Glue: Hello. I would happen to count as the Regional Manager in comparison to this deity, more or less. What happens to be the trouble, my ill-tempered family member-ish? Karen: 525600... Ampersand Glue: Ah, yes. The Supertask Completion of Light. Ahem. 1. That is to say... 1 Land of Supertasks' Cycle per Land of Supertasks' Era. I got to say, it was very tricky measuring such an era too... took creating a whole new concept just to see if I dialed the number right by sheer instinct or not. Karen: ONE!? *Scoffs* I'll sue! Ampersand Glue: Good luck. You're going to lose your mind trying. Karen: Oh, YEAH!? Why's that!? (A giant black-colored flower): Is there a problem... miss? Is it because of our diversity? Karen: I lived a great life and-- (): GETOUT!--











