tiniestTestified

I’ve been sitting around in Dave’s kitchen eating all his broccoli for like an hour.

there he is.

≧∀≦!! The tail is really cute!! You look like someone from an anime. 

(◥▶ヮ◀◤)!!!!!

(≧ω≦)人(◥▶ヮ◀◤)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tiniest Dirk is going to come over today and I am so ready.

≧ω≦!!!!

have you ever looked a horse in their eyes?? there is absolutely nothing going on in there. no remorse or regret. horses dont have souls and cant be held morally accountable for their earthly sins and this is why i fucking hate horses

Your cover is blown. You never had a chance against me.

I should have known better.

Of course. How could I forget. You probably backed up all my blog files. Have everything you need on me right there. Damn.