Tindertastic

Teddi - late night pick up lines. Went better than expected. #thatsnotaknife #boobs #2ndbase #bjs

Kelsey - it was love at first swipe. #maybethislinewillwork #greasyfood #sheslovinit

Marie - I like to move quickly. #love #romance #chivalry #gentleman #onlybuttstuffthough

Kierra - downtown is a no fly zone. #hashtags #teamvirgin #teamedward #fishingfortindergirls

Shae - she can see through my thinly veiled plan of seduction. #boredatwork #shesintoit #knowwhatimsayin #clapdemcheeks #cognaccarl #backstreetboys #secretcrushonnick #dontdodrugs

Olivia - sometimes it’s not about looks. #innerbeauty #boobs #iwanttogettoknowyouonanemotionallevel #pleaserespond

Megan - you’re making this too easy for me. #mclobster #seafooddinner #classyasfuck #justinbieber

Kyriah - I think it’s going well. Do girls know about shrinkage? #iwasinthepool! #ArtVandelay

Kaylee - I feel bad. #notreally

Kristiana - she thinks she can teach me a thing or two about picking up women. I think it’s working. #mrmiyagi #training #sassy #curlsforthegirls

Dianne - put a baby in me. #romance #staytogetherforthekids

Kyriah - great minds tinder alike. #threesome #ftb #imhereforthegangbang

Danielle - Somebody thinks they're special. #you'renotthefirst #orthelast #twerkmiley

Kathryn - She doesn't even English. #esl #freshofftheB #tonythetiger #grrrrrreatsex #tigerbalmcream #lube

Paula - Patches, a girls best friend. #puppylove #bestiality #doggystyle #failedmarriage

Grace-Ann - She must be from Oklahoma cuz I put that pussy in a coma. #afroman #verticalsmilesleeping #tacotonk #passedoutpussy

Selena - future "pharmasist" #pharmacist #buttstuff #anal #KONY2013