the sun will rise, and we will try again

studies reveal most people quit beating the dead horse just before it comes back to life. keep beating

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

wtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either

you should be able to hit the vibrator like a weed pen if you don't have time to jack off

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people