i'm officially requisitioning this chicken

trans tim gutterson, you are so real to me

if life has taught me anything, it's that we need to value love and kindess above all else. i want the people in my life to feel secure in their place and to know that they are always wanted. they're never a burden and they never have to be anything but themselves. i want them to look in a mirror and see themselves through the gentle eyes of someone who loves them. if i have any kind of legacy that endures beyond my years, i hope that it's a source of comfort to those that i leave behind

best part of a breakup is realizing just how many people are willing to commit violence on your behalf. i think my next career is gonna be cult leader

who needs dating apps when you can just go to home depot. i thought we all agreed that's where you go to get the pipe

did you know that the deadliest prion is alpha-helical? the second deadliest one is thinking that tim gutterson likes women

i just got a black 10x beaver felt hat and i look hot as hell now

is raylan into being called sir, and do we think he's jealous that tim called arlo sir