Because it's always time for some CrissColfer

a hodgepodge of prompt bits, notably one from candco who enjoyed Bossy!Kurt and wanted more and also spinmybowtie who wanted fingering (among other things I didn’t get to). Once again, in true porn off style, I wrote this fast and am my only beta, which means…mistakes ahoy.

“But Kurt it’s a textbo—”

“No the color of the spine will look good with the theme of the third shelf.”

Blaine frowns. That doesn’t even make sense. And it won’t actually look good. Behind him, Kurt sighs. “Blaine, just trust me and do it.”

Blaine bites his lip and thumps it down a little harder than necessary. He’s still in his school clothes and it’s been a long day; all he wants is a warm drink and his pj’s.

“Hey,” Kurt looks up when he passes the kitchen table, “What’s up?” He looks so honestly clueless it lessens some of Blaine’s irritation.

“You’re such a bossypants sometimes,” Blaine says with a smile.

“Well no actually these pants are a great steal I got from EBay, they’re—”

“Kurt,” Blaine tries not to laugh, “just say you’re sorry or that you’ll say please next time.”

“Oh,” Kurt kisses him, lips sweetly contrite. “Sorry honey.”

Anonymous Inquired: Please can you write more innocent kurt when he rides badboy Blaine’s cock enthusiastically ?:) 

Anonymous Inquired: Anything with innocent bp!kurt getting fucked by Blaine.

Authors Notes/Warnings: Bp!Kurt themes. Mature Content. Riding. Sex. If you do not like the boypussy kink, I suggest you don’t read.

Kurt never fully understood as to how he wound up in such positions, yet when having a boyfriend like Blaine Anderson of all people, you learned to eventually stop asking questions. First, the shirt went off, followed by his pants and choice in underwear. Heated pants could be felt against his ear. Blaine was kissing, his hands touching the more innocent of the two in all the right places. All the porcelain beauty could do was wiggle and squirm beneath him. His mind didn’t understand what had been going on and yet his body — his body knew exactly what he needed.

I sincerely hope that these spoilers aren’t true but unfortunately the speculations are reaching a level where they can’t be ignored. 

I urge Fox or the Glee writers to be upfront about a potential romance between Dave Karofsky and Blaine because the ramifications of such a relationship go far beyond any disappointment or anger about the breaking up of Klaine. It is truly in the interest of their viewers’ health and safety to be very clear about this particular plot. 

Many of Glee’s viewers identify with the character of Kurt because of their own traumatic experiences of bullying, harassment and abuse. Some of these viewers have moved on but others are still sadly living that particular nightmare. While Kurt and Karofsky might have reached some sort of understanding, my experience with children and adults who are or were being bullied is that the face of your tormentor can still haunt you, months and years after the traumatic events. 

For many of Kurt’s fans Karofsky has come to personify the fear they are faced with every day, and as such he triggers their own memories of horrific experiences. Just because his character has accepted himself and acknowledged that his behaviour was wrong, does not mean his actions are automatically forgiven, and they are most definitely not forgotten.

Blaine has for the most part represented happiness and most of all SAFETY for Kurt. He was introduced as Kurt’s defender and his continuous support and role as protector and safe haven stood in sharp contrast to the fear and unpredictability that Karofsky brought.

Even a persistent rumour that Blaine and Karofsky might actually be involved in a romance would be enough to trigger severe anxiety in anyone who has ever found hope in Kurt’s character. To even contemplate that Blaine, who knows what Karofsky did to Kurt IN DETAIL, would accept and decide to overlook the emotional abuse inflicted on a person he has loved so deeply for such a long time, is nothing short of traumatic.

Again - I’m aware that these are rumours, perhaps they are even a stunt to get people talking about Glee, but in that case I implore the people responsible to reconsider your tactics. Feel free to cynically exploit the passion of Klainers if you feel that it brings the kind of publicity and attention you seek, but do NOT toy with people who might have a very real and very valid reason to feel traumatised by the idea of the fiancé and former bully of their favourite character entering into a relationship. 

I wish I was joking and exaggerating but I cannot emphasise enough how serious I am about this: 

Kurt and Blaine go through a box full of memories which leads them all the way back to their high school years.

[Thanks to Abbi for beta-reading <3]

“Can I show you something?” Kurt asks one evening as he walks over to the couch, carrying a big-sized shoebox in his arms.

Blaine tears his eyes away from the TV, brows arching a little. “Hm?”

Kurt sits down next to him, carefully placing the box onto his lap. “My memory box.”

Blaine shuffles closer, resting his chin on Kurt’s shoulder. “Oh gosh, when did you make that?”