Tilted Universe

Blarney Stone, April 15, 2012:

micheal99872 is 0 days old.

[10:38] micheal99872: a terrai iwill hump u [10:38] Terri Wardell: tell me more, micheal

micheal goes into edit appearance. When he's done, there is no difference at all.

[10:38] Terri Wardell: you tease me then you go into edit appearance! cruel man [10:39] CyanSaint: tell us all more micheal [10:42] Terri Wardell: that collar with your speedo is a nice touch [10:42] micheal99872: can i hump u Terri Wardell [10:43] Terri Wardell: sure, i'd love to hump you [10:43] Terri Wardell: do you have a place? [10:43] micheal99872: no terri [10:43] Terri Wardell: well we can't very well hump right here [10:44] micheal99872: can u take me to yor place terri [10:44] CyanSaint: can we all come and watch? [10:44] Terri Wardell: i could but i don't have enough disinfectant for afterwards [10:44] micheal99872: it dont matter [10:44] Terri Wardell: does to me, i have to live there [10:45] Terri Wardell: before we go anywhere, would you give me a hint of what you might be doing to me? I'm curious [10:46] micheal99872: hup and do lots of things terri [10:46] Terri Wardell: please be more specific or I'm not budging [10:46] leery331: hupping?whats that [10:47] micheal99872: humpin u and suk my dick [10:47] BeenaBean: That's sweet. [10:47] Terri Wardell: now we're getting somewhere [10:47] Terri Wardell: what's in this for me? [10:47] Phtooey2: disapointment probably Terri [10:47] micheal99872: money [10:47] Terri Wardell: money! [10:48] Terri Wardell: you have money? [10:48] micheal99872: 1000000000000 [10:48] Terri Wardell: now that's impressive [10:48] CyanSaint: no payment info on file [10:48] Terri Wardell: pay upfront please [10:49] CyanSaint: yes, put yer money where your…erm..mouth is [10:49] Terri Wardell: and when we do it, i want you to be naked, but leave the collar piece on [10:49] micheal99872: not now [10:50] Terri Wardell: a girl can fantasize, can't she [10:50] deadnessjoseph: terri did you go with your new friend? [10:50] Terri Wardell: we're still in the negotiation phase [10:50] micheal99872: when we finsh humpin each other [10:50] Terri Wardell: will we smoke and tell one another our dreams? [10:51] micheal99872: terri get naked we can do it in here [10:51] Terri Wardell: you didn't say please [10:51] micheal99872: please [10:52] Terri Wardell: ok, be patient, it takes me about 20 minutes just to unlace these sneakers [10:52] micheal99872: please terri get naked [10:52] Terri Wardell: jeezus i'm working on it [10:52] Terri Wardell: take a cold shower [10:52] micheal99872: ok terri [10:52] Terri Wardell: do you mind if deadness here watches us? [10:53] deadnessjoseph: i like to watch [10:53] micheal99872: yes it is ok [10:53] Terri Wardell: just to be sure, micheal, have you acquired genitalia yet? [10:54] micheal99872: no [10:54] BalkMiami: A perfectly valid question at this point of the discussion. [10:54] micheal99872: yes [10:54] CyanSaint: what you gonna do without dangly bits? [10:54] Terri Wardell: well the marriage is off [10:55] BalkMiami: It just wasn't meant to be….. [10:55] micheal99872: no terri i love you yor betuful [10:55] Terri Wardell: just to show no hard feeling, micheal, here's a penis for you [10:55] Terri Wardell: put it on, micheal, let me see

He gets booted.

[10:55] Terri Wardell: damn, they all leave me [10:56] Terri Wardell: he's coming back [10:56] micheal99872: terri i want to hump you [10:57] Terri Wardell: micheal, i gave you a penis, where is it? [10:57] Terri Wardell: laughing [10:57] Terri Wardell: i can't do this anymore, sorry people :)

and he continues to IM me afterwards…