if u're seeing this i *mwah* kiss u on ur cheek

some of yall so busy playing the peeping tom you forgot to dismantle the beeping bomb

now a days i fear so much of the youth is so busy eating cheetos theyre not paying attention to the scary men abusing cheat codes

the problem is that everyone is on their phones now chasing a bit of likes and they don’t even realize they’re about to fall into a pit of spikes

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i have GOT to pee more

THIS IS A UTI POST NOT A PEE FETISH POST THIS TIME

the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated

people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that's not the case. not that kind of situation. you're getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they're making you watch Gooby because "it's kinda good"

Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”