if u're seeing this i *mwah* kiss u on ur cheek

i get so gay off that whatever you got

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

due to our excellent economy all of our bandits have been replaced with robber-knights

ghost character that goes “oooooh” and rattles chains, and eventually we see a flashback to when they were alive and constantly went “ooooooh” and rattled chains, surrounded by regular people at the office

Lately ive been finding myself relating to the dying pig

I do prefer when TERFs have URLs like vulvaclitoriswombyn instead of innocuous bullshit like opinionssideblog. It’s like when poisonous bugs are bright colors.

just being myshellf! #turtle

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful

cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it