i love caduceus

just seen the new dragon age trailer and saw varric. all I gotta say to bioware is please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please pl-

I’m just imagining what it must be like to work in the dropout merch department like someone sends you an email 8am monday morning saying “hey next pin is going to say ‘honour the cock’ don’t worry it will sell” and it fucking does every time.

I can’t believe arthur aguefort asked gorgug before possibly hiring him as a teacher in the future if he was evil like motherfucker you hire evil teachers like they’re going out of of style

Big fan to see the prediction of grix wasn’t evil arthur aguefort just didn’t double check his work before fucking off on holiday came true.

I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble but I know that we want oisin to become friends with the bad kids now that he’s no longer rage possessed but the bad kids still did murder his grandma (she was also trying to kill them) and I don’t think that one is going to go over nicely.

Siobhan is going to go home to England in the future and is going to run into K2 on the tube.

when the world needed him most he squeemed

I’m imagining that like if all the rat grinders including Kipperlilly got revived they would have her on lock in terms of party decisions. Like someone would suggest something and Kipperlilly would go to suggest something else and it would go like “I’m not taking advice from the person whose last suggestion was to fucking die and do an evil fucking ritual” and Kipperlilly is like “you guys never let me do anything”

they gotta get a season where it’s Zac dming but everyone is playing a Kristen clone. Ally doesn’t even have to be there.

arthur aguefort seems like the type of man to own a razor scooter and also use it as a weapon

“To the bees” gotta be the funniest way to end a scene and a relationship.

Dropout needs to sell those strawberry hats

It would be funny if the rat grinders had to redo junior year as aguefort is like “hey guys in your attempt to cause the apocalypse you did neglect your studies sorry I don’t make the rules” (he absolutely does make the rules)

From Zelda to Mary Ann - Gorgug has a type (short girls who are stronger than him)

I want there to be a season like The Seven but it’s the Rat Grinders and it’s about them having to redo their spring break quest since they all died the last time.

Would be funny that if Emily wanted to she could pick one of the rat grinders to take Figs place in senior year.

We Blimey’d too close to the sun and now K2 is a real person.