Tide Yates' Author Blog

Your family is gone. Your friends are gone. Everything you have every loved in this world is gone. Well, everything but fabulous fashions left over from the pre-z apocalypse. Charlotte is a youngish woman who has survived a deadly plague and zombie attack! But instead of adjusting to the dangers of her new world, she's still focused on her old life of looking good and shopping. With her best friend, Gorg by her side, Charlotte routinely leaves the safety of her group to obtain material possessions. Her latest quest, the most coveted bag in the Western World, the Hermes Birkin bag. Will Charlotte be able to obtain it and retain all her limbs? In a "z" world, its anyone's guess! Vapid, shallow, and materialistic this out of place princess has a lot to learn if she wants to survive zombies and wearing last season's shoes!

*ebook Even Zombies Hate Uggs available on amazon.com and iTunes.

EVEN ZOMBIES HATE UGGS

A young woman survives a plague and zombie attack! But instead of focusing on the new world she lives in, Charlotte is still focused on looking great and shopping.

Your family is gone. Your friends are gone. Everything you have every loved in this world is gone. Well, everything but fabulous fashions left over from the pre-z apocalypse. Charlotte is a youngish woman who has survived a deadly plague and zombie attack! But instead of adjusting to the dangers of her new world, she's still focused on her old life of looking good and shopping. With her best friend, Gorg by her side, Charlotte routinely leaves the safety of her group to obtain material possessions. Her latest quest, the most coveted bag in the Western World, the Hermes Birkin bag. Will Charlotte be able to obtain it and retain all her limbs? In a "z" world, its anyone's guess! Vapid, shallow, and materialistic this out of place princess has a lot to learn if she wants to survive zombies and wearing last season's shoes!

Even Zombies Hate Uggs

"Are you Ugg jacking me? Fine, take the boots!"

The woman looked at the pair of Aussie imports up and down. She made a disgusted face and growled like an angry hyena. Then as if Heidi Klum herself was judging my style, she tossed them in the trash can next to the slushies! My favorite boots, thrown in the trash!

"Are you mental?!" I asked stunned. But she never answered, instead, she sprung at me again! But this time, she lost her balance and fell face first to the yellow speckled floor. Now was the time for me to escape! I ran out of the store and pushed the extremely heavy and filthy trash can in front of the main entrance glass doors.

"Ah!" I screamed as I suddenly saw generic suit lady smash her head into the entrance slash exist doors! Blood started to flow from her head, but she did not stop her own assault. The news was right, everyone was dangerous! I looked around and I was about to scream for help, until I noticed everyone at the gas station was acting bizarre.