i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then i have to drink more water. guess where that water ends up? not in me! i give the water to my body and like a child it tosses it out and demands more. all hours of the day all hours of the night no matter what i am doing my life is interrupted by piss and this is bullshit

This sounds like it was written by a powerful being that is trapped in a human vessel and keeps having their plans thwarted by bathroom breaks. 

You know too much.

i’m fucking crying

Bitch 😂

It was so intimate, and he needed to reclaim his masculinity afterward, so he danced hard.

That milly rock was severe af I’m dying

lol big mood

I legit yelled “Yo, calm down” as soon as he started. He meant that shit

Every color was made to be worn by Lupita.

dragged

True

Dead