I Am A River

ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

pussy from a girl who thinks I’m the sweetest boy in the world plz

making the hostage situation very awkward by enthusiastically asking for the gun to be in my mouth during the ransom video

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

vibing with someone who got the same goofy energy like you is so therapeutic

if we can’t roast each other lovingly what are we even doing