PROMPTS FROM ELLA ENCHANTED
* assorted dialogue from the 2004 film, adjust as necessary
quiet, please. i can't concentrate here.
i have a no return policy.
why don't you go back to where you came from?
i always knew something was wrong with me.
can't you take the spell back?
you must never tell anyone else.
i don't want anyone using it against you.
what's inside you is stronger than any spell.
take this. then i'll always be with you.
your father would like to speak to you.
it was either get married or sell the house.
is this the right address?
the house looks delightful.
my clothes need more room than this.
please don't touch it. it was my mother's.
admit you're stupid and don't know what you're talking about.
your coronation is next week.
i've kept my promise, haven't i?
i don't need your chivalry, thanks.
you're the first maiden i've met who hasn't swooned at the sight of me.
i want peace in the kingdom as much as anyone.
so you have a new plan once you take the crown?
that's what i thought. you're all just the same.
perhaps that's why i find your obvious disdain for me so refreshing.
i'll try and be more considerate next time i'm saving you.
next time? what makes you think we'll see each other again?
i need you to do me a little favor.
a felon in my own family. i could die from embarrassment.
you are forbidden ever to see her again.
thank goodness you're all right.
i should have told you about this years ago.
i think it's only fair to warn you that i'm practiced in the ancient art of... origami.
don't let him scare you, sweetheart! kick his butt!
i am going to need so much therapy after this.
that's very sweet, but i'm on a tight schedule.
i'm on a tight schedule. were i not... i would love to have dinner with you.
great. i knew it. a talking book.
i think i may have found you another chance at your future husband.
elves aren't that short, you know.
the rustling always comes before the screaming and the running.
it never hurts to be on your guard.
i led a rally on your behalf the other day. maybe you heard about it.
we just did this. didn't we just do this?
who's to say it wouldn't have worked if you hadn't come barging in?
you'd better let me help you with that.
it makes it so much easier rescuing you if i don't have to commute.
your girlfriend doesn't mind being left alone?
that's not really my area of expertise.
you have the power to make a difference in the world and you don't even care.
they're not so bad. i thought they'd be all so big and scary.
i thought that maybe this would be a good time to possibly have a heart to heart.
do you know where the bathroom is?
i had no idea things were so bad.
you have to stay for the night.
i hope you don't mind me saying this, but you're much prettier than i would have expected.
your father would have been proud.
i think he would have really liked you.
that wasn't an order, you know.
i trust your journey was pleasant?
might i trouble you for a moment?
you will tell no one of this plan.
i will do anything you ask.
please tell me you never wanna see me again.
we're together now. and when we're together, it's like magic.
i can't believe i'm saving you after you tried to kill me.
i should have disposed of you when i had the chance.
