tell me I'm an angel

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

the sinister fetishist would like to touch your left hand inappropriately

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

they routed the project and such that it's close to an actual Bronze Age burial site btw. so they're possibly disturbing REAL graves in order to not "disturb" a fictional character's "grave"

Yeah, this is in West Wales - Freshwater West in Pembrokeshire. Shit head tourists keep going there and littering it with fucking socks and painted pebbles. It's in a national park and is environmentally sensitive, so yes, please, do go and destroy the fucking thing

we were put on this earth to eat sandwiches

the most 2014 post possible

Motionless in White (& Lorna Shore) show was fucking bonkers holy shit: there were backing dancers, a ballet performance mid-song, bible burning, flamethrowers / hella other pyrotechnics, squirt guns, all kinds of insane vocals, and Chris Motionless being an absolute sweetheart

Left my resignation letter. Fuck you and good luck without me. (They can’t afford to lose me but apparently they can’t treat me decently either)