DON'T BE A STRANGER !

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

“What the hell?”

“Goddamn son of a bitch.”

“What’s wrong with this picture?”

“Nice night for a walk, eh?”

“I think this guy’s a couple of cans short of a six-pack.”

“Fuck you, asshole.”

“I don’t have to put up with that bullshit, man.”

“Did you just see a real bright light?”

“That son of a bitch took my pants!”

“Could I have that coffee now, please?”

“I didn’t order fries.”

“In a hundred years, who’s going to care?”

“That’s a good gun.”

“Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on, and you put the red for where you want the bullet to go.”

“You know your weapons, buddy.”

“Any one of these is ideal for home defense.”

“I need you to come pick me up.”

“I don’t care what you’re doing.”

“Hey, man, you got a serious attitude problem.”

“It’s so incredible.”

“You’re not gonna believe this.”

“You are going to love this.”

“First, I’m gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one.”

“You fucking pigs!”

“Wait till I get my hands on you.”

“The press is going to be short-stroking it all over.”

“I hate the weird ones.”

“Better than the mortal man deserves.”

“Something’s come up. I can’t make it tonight.”

“He can’t treat you like this.”

“I’ll break his kneecaps.”

“Are you aware that these two killings occurred in the same order as their listing in the phone book?”

“That coffee’s two hours cold.”

“I put a cigarette out in it.”

“I keep getting an answering machine.”

“Give me a cigarette.”

“You’re talking to a machine, but don’t be shy.”

“He’s going to be called the goddamn ‘Phone Book Killer’.”

“I hate these press cases.”

“Maybe make these jackals work for us for a change.”

“Police are refusing to speculate on the apparent similarity between these shooting deaths.”

“No other connection between the two victims has been established yet.”

“We’ll have more on this story as it comes in.”

“I’m going to make a belt out of you.”

“Don’t make me bust you up, man.”

“Machines need love too, so talk to it.”

“I’m really scared.”

“I think there’s somebody after me.”

“I need you to come and pick me up as soon as possible.”

“I think there’s a guy following me.”

“You’ll be safe until we get there.”

“Come with me if you want to live.”

“Are you injured? Are you shot?”

“Do exactly what I say.”

“Don’t move unless I say.”

“Please don’t hurt me.”

“I’m here to help you.”

“You’ve been targeted for termination.”

“This is a mistake. I didn’t do anything!”

“It’s very important that you live.”

“He’s not a man, he’s a machine.”

“He’s a cybernetic organism.”

“The Terminator’s an infiltration unit, part man and part machine.”

“I got to ditch this car.”

“I am not stupid, you know.”

“They cannot make things like this yet.”

“Are you saying it’s from the future?”

“Then you’re from the future too, is that right?”

“It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with.”

“It doesn’t feel pity or remorse or fear.”

“It absolutely will not stop ever.”

“There was a nuclear war, a few years from now.”

“Nobody even knew who started it.”

“There was one man who taught us to fight.”

“Taught us how to smash those motherfuckers into junk.”

“He brought us back from the brink.”

“Are you sure it’s them?”

“I want you to tell him everything they told you.”

“Is [name] crazy?”

“So, you’re a soldier, fighting for whom?”

“Who was the enemy again?”

“This computer thinks it can win by killing the mother of its enemy.”

“Killing him, in effect, before he’s even conceived, a sort of retroactive abortion?”

“Why this elaborate scheme with the Terminator?”

“Their defense grid was smashed.”

“Taking them out then would make no difference.”

“What is it called, the time displacement equipment?”

“Nobody goes home, nobody else comes through.”

“Why didn’t you bring any weapons, something more advanced?”

“Show me a piece of future technology.”

“I didn’t build the fucking thing.”

“This is great stuff.”

“I could make a career out of this guy.”

“You see how clever this part is?”

“Most paranoid delusions are intricate, but this is brilliant.”

“You have heard enough.”

“I’m afraid that’s not up to me.”

“Who is in authority here?”

“You still don’t get it, do you?”

“He’ll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out.”

“In technical terminology, he’s a loon.”

“What about when he punched through a windshield?”

“He was probably on PCP.”

“There’s a couch in the other room. Why don’t you stretch out and try to get some sleep?”

“I can’t sleep.”

“It may not look it, but that couch is very comfortable.”

“You’ll be perfectly safe.”

“We got 30 cops in this building.”

“If you want to wait, there’s a bench over there.”

“What the hell was that?”

“What the hell happened to the lights?”

“All right, let’s get this off the road.”

“What’s it like going through time?”

“Pain, it’s like being born, maybe.”

“I caught one back there.”

“You mean you got shot?”

“We got to get you to a doctor.”

“This is going to make me puke.”

“Would you talk about something? Anything, just talk.”

“At least now I know what to name him.”

“I don’t supposed you know who the father us.”

“You were talking about this I haven’t done yet, in the past tense.”

“Are you sure you have the right person?”

“Do I look like the mother of the future?”

“Am I tough, organized?”

“I can’t even balance my checkbook.”

“I didn’t ask for this honor, and I don’t want it.”

“Thank you for your courage through the dark years.”

“You must be stronger than you imagine you can be.”

“You must survive, or I will never exist.”

“I was dreaming about dogs.”

“Your world is pretty terrifying.”

“Fuck you, asshole.”

“I don’t want to ask where you got it.”

“I am dying for a shower.”

“I need to know where I can reach you.”

“You tell me to hide up at the cabin like some fugitive, and you won’t tell me what’s going on?”

“I’m sorry I can’t tell you more right now.”

“I learned to make it when I was a kid.”

“You must have had a fun childhood.”

“He’ll find us, won’t he?”

“Was there someone special?”

“You seemed just a little sad.”

“I always wondered what you were thinking at that moment.”

“I came across time for you.”

“I love you, I always have.”

“I shouldn’t have said that.”

“You’re terminated, fucker.”

“What’s most difficult for me is trying to decide what to tell you and what not to.”

“Should I tell you about your father?”

“A person could go crazy thinking about this.”

“I supposed I will tell you.”

“In the few hours that we had together, we loved a lifetime’s worth.”

crying

starving

possessed

sopping wet

blackout drunk

holding a baby

after a car crash

looking for a fight

covered in bruises

after being mugged

covered with confetti

severely dehydrated 

angry beyond reason

with a broken arm/leg

covered in blood (theirs)

after having a nightmare

after being missing for days

after the death of a loved one

covered in baking ingredients

about to faint from exhaustion

with a real crown on their head

on their knee, with ring in hand

covered in tiny scrapes and cuts

covered in blood ( someone else’s )

❝ You seem quiet today. ❞

❝ Want to go grab a cup of tea and bitch about life? ❞

❝ The forest around here always looks mysterious. ❞

❝ You have a gift. ❞

❝ All you need is the courage to share your gift with others. ❞

❝ I feel like the universe is taunting me everywhere I go today. ❞

❝ Just relax. Stop torturing yourself. ❞ 

❝ You don’t know who the fuck I am or who you’re messing around with! ❞

❝ Come on, put that thing down! ❞

❝ Don’t you EVER tell me what to do! ❞

❝ I am so sick of people trying to control me! ❞

❝ Nobody would even miss your punk ass, would they? ❞

❝ Get that gun away from me, psycho! ❞

❝ Your face is covered in guilt. ❞

❝ You look a little stressed out? Are you okay? ❞

❝ You can always be upfront with me, [ name ]. ❞

❝ That sounds like a set-up to a horrible prank. ❞

❝ Would you mind letting me sketch you? ❞

❝ I’m kind of over humanity today…❞

❝ I’d really like to be alone right now, if you don’t mind… ❞

❝ Please, leave me alone! ❞

❝ Just because I don’t talk a lot doesn’t mean I don’t care. ❞

❝ I’m such an asshole. I’m sorry, [ name ]. ❞

❝ You’re not helpful, you’re just nosey. ❞

❝ I think you better go…❞

❝ It’s been one strange fucking day. ❞

❝ Can’t a sensitive high school boy/girl love sensitive vampires too? ❞

❝ I need to talk to somebody…just to get it out of my system. ❞

❝ Dr. [ full name ] is in da house. I won’t even prescribe you any meds. ❞

❝ Have you ever had a dream, so real it was like a movie? ❞

❝ Don’t analyze me! ❞

❝ This day never ends… ❞

❝ After five years, you’re still [ name ]. ❞

❝ Don’t give me that guilty face. ❞

❝ At lest pretend you’re happy to see me. ❞

❝ I am seriously glad to see you. ❞

❝ It makes perfect sense I’d see you today. ❞

❝ I thought it would be quiet here. ❞

❝ Don’t you think I’m happy to see you? ❞

❝ You were happy to wait five years without a call, or even a text. ❞

❝ I’m sorry. I know things were tough on you when I left… ❞

❝ How do you know? You weren’t even there. ❞

❝ Are you cereal? ❞

❝ My camera has officially taken a shit. ❞

❝ Home, shit, home. ❞

❝ I don’t feel grown up. Just more confused as I get older. ❞

❝ I’m happiest when I’ve got a great image in my lens. ❞

❝ I’m not lonely, not afraid… ❞

❝ After my [ family member ] died and you moved, I felt abandoned. ❞

❝ You’re the opposite of shy…of me. ❞

❝ What do you truly want to do when you grow up? ❞

❝ I want to explore the world. Go far from here… ❞

❝ Your pictures could be in a museum. Someday they will. ❞

❝ You saved my life. ❞

❝ That is so badass. ❞

❝ So, did you recognize me? ❞

❝ I, er, know it was your birthday last month… I want you to have this. ❞

❝ That’s cool you remembered my birthday. But I can’t take this. ❞

❝ I’m fucking insane in the brain! ❞

❝ You need to hide. Now! ❞

❝ I’m sick of your disrespect! ❞

❝ Thanks for taking the heat. ❞

❝ Let’s sneak out the window. ❞

❝ This is the exact same place I was at during my nightmare today… ❞

❝ Are you sure you don’t want to be alone? ❞

❝ I’m not as brave as you. ❞

❝ Sometimes ignorance is bliss. ❞

❝ Everybody in this town knows everyone’s secrets. ❞

❝ You needed money that bad? ❞

❝ How much do you owe? ❞

❝ This shit-pit has taken away everyone I’ve ever loved… ❞

❝ [ name ]…you’re here. I’m back. Oh my Lord. This is real…it’s real. ❞

❝ You totally just blacked out… ❞

❝ I had another vision…❞

❝ [ name ], I’m not crazy. ❞

❝ I can reverse time. ❞

❝ I saw you get shot, [ name ]. Saw you actually…die. ❞

❝ Okay I see you’re a geek now with a great imagination, but this isn’t an anime or a video game. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I have…But I have it. And I’m scared shitless…❞

❝ Snowflakes? It’s like 80 degrees…How? ❞