THOMSTON

@ThomstonMusic : this made me, a non smoker, want to start smoking https://t.co/awVfahGIWv

@ThomstonMusic : getting 4 hours of sleep at 20 vs getting 4 hours of sleep at 27 https://t.co/pzoD2UKw0Y

@ThomstonMusic : but also it’s devastating https://t.co/7WvAGlRLAx

@ThomstonMusic : when this song came out BBC was gonna play it on the radio and then that pilot crashed that plane into a mountain on purpose killing everyone on board and it was deemed to be in poor taste to sing about a plane crash which is absolutely fair and definitely for the best https://t.co/kc3qTmuNGZ

@ThomstonMusic : TAYLOR NOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/rbbUoo3BX2

@ThomstonMusic : milan is sexy .. i like it and trying 2 absorb its energy, might have a cigarette for breakfast (i wont) https://t.co/jI7BZA74UB

@ThomstonMusic : RT @deesxstrous: happy april means one thing only… https://t.co/gaTSmfCSit

@ThomstonMusic : me saying “prego” 15 seconds after someone thanks me for holding a door open https://t.co/grI6kdAWu0

@ThomstonMusic : BREAKING: scientists have concluded that TERFs look like this - https://t.co/HHSpNkvwR2

@ThomstonMusic : it SNOWED in LOS ANGELES (!!!) https://t.co/M6BUSHL7BQ

@ThomstonMusic : 🫢 https://t.co/dhNBt2rfui

@ThomstonMusic : celebrating this by eating a ripe pear in the bath https://t.co/EbWBHzHx6e

@ThomstonMusic : very this https://t.co/hIhWLXw3p5

@ThomstonMusic : this is so funny to me … why is she eating it like she has never had chocolate before i love her https://t.co/7s712JyMAz

@ThomstonMusic : however, ominously lurking out of frame … https://t.co/UbBgTpdWwI

@ThomstonMusic : due to sheer laziness, brunet-edition thomston has returned https://t.co/NeY49EOiKK

@ThomstonMusic : so ur telling me i 1) have to stop using my parents netflix 2) have to REMEMBER MY PASSWORD and 3) have to type it into my tv using the stupid little remote that takes 15 billion years https://t.co/0RrgS7Li7V