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all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

lowkey some of you guys would thrive in a world that was better and kinder.

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

what the fuck is this newspaper

Ancient Animorphs but it’s just a dog turning into another dog.

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s