This Happened For Real

I’m a musical man myself.

Another hot school girl I can use to extort a rich daddy and then keep for myself even after I’m paid! I mean seriously, why would I give up a piece of teen ass like this?

I always appreciate meeting new people. And what better way to do that then grabbing them off the street and keeping them tied and gagged when you find them attractive?

Just getting to know the girls next door

Meeeeedisplayed

Another slut snagged, time to go collect her

Her contemplation turns to fear when one of the robbers produces an extra large bag and leers her way

Finally managed to snatch all the hot wives and daughters on my street!

The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse

Me as an impulsive shopper

@mephistowatchtower

Hiccup Haddock the Third ghost-wrote this

Actually, Manitoba is heavily forested, Saskatchewan and lower Alberta is where you go for the Prairies

Jurassic World is technically a Christmas movie of you think about it

Petition: make Jurassic World a Christmas movie

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

still one of my all time favourite posts

this should be a new drawing challenge, draw the squad at splash mountain

I wish I could draw

How the heck did that one guy get a whole Turkey into a theme park ride!?