Things Just Said In This Fucking Office

B: ...Maybe.

A: I think she won the jury because the prosecution couldn't come up with reasonable doubt. 

A I think she just left the baby and some alligator came and ate it.

A: I always root for the underdog. I don't think Casey Anthony did it. 

A: You kind of look like a Mormon today.

A: You did.

B: It looks like it was made in Windows '95.

A: Never do a Google image search for any medical condition ever.

A: I really need a gun.

A: Are you listening to techno again?

A: I'm not chastising you in a negative way.

Boss: "What are you two doing?" Us: "We're hiding Paul's easter basket for him.  His mom sent it here." Boss: "Oh. That's mean." Us: "......" 

A: I'm glad I got you into these books.  I pretty much took your Game of Thrones virginity.  It looks like you're halfway through, the uncomfortable part is almost over.

A: (while explaining right triangles) It really helps if you know the magic triangle.

A: Beep-boop-bop, I am a robot.

A: You should remember that, in your mind. 

B: And interpret.