life as we know it

obligatory correction: birds did not evolve from dinosaurs, instead birds are a type of dinosaur

The Salvation Army when they see a homeless queer person.

Fuck-all weird looking bitterns

The asparagus is a little sassy this year.

Do you ever look at the reblog button wondering if you should post it to your sfw or nsfw blog

I don't

I have inexplicably decided that I shall not have 2 blogs which is why Danny phantom stuff just randomly shows up on my page, through all the porn. To my mutuals who are nerds and my mutuals who are freaks I am sorry, no I will not fix it.

Not the sounds I expected

i imagine it would be like that gif of the woman stumbling horrified through the city and keeps seeing things that remind her of gay people but with trans folks

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

i can not stop thinking about this