thought about it for a good bit but i think the ryukishi character most likely to make a dumb shitty wish like bear (from the hit movie obsession) would be shion
#it'd be a different gender dynamic though and it would take a good bit of the oomph out of the movie plot but still#george might be a close second and that would be closer to the movie plot#supposedly he's grown out of his incel days though#battler and keiichi would not phrase the wish like that#shion would though. for the record she's my fav but she's my fav bc she's just kinda awful very often#shion sonozaki#higurashi#umineko#hmmm kyrie might too
