houston, we have chutney!

i was born in the right generation i love jack marlow, buzzballz, image_friend deltarune, and aston villa fc

cptsd episodes suck bc that shit will hit u out of nowhere and attack your entire nervous system and there is no evolutionary purpose for it. no fucking way were the neanderthals like damnnnn bro i wish i could have strong and necessary reactions to being in severe danger 14 years later than when i actually need it 🤔

up the wolves by the mountain goats was written about me and me alone. sorry everyone else

your baseline will always look different. yesterday i got through writing 2k words with no problem, and i only stopped because i needed to be up early in the morning. today i wrote 500 words and then stopped so that i could send a picture of my total word count being 6,007 to like 3 people and laugh about it

my cat was napping on me for a while and he was so chill and comfortable and purring and then i started singing murdaside to him and he immediately ran away LMFAOOO

(staring into a bathroom mirror while gripping the sink and sobbing loudly and trembling so hard that i can barely stand) Transfers are simply a part of association football. Sometimes, a player that you really like from the football club that you support will transfer to another club. This decision will often be financially beneficial for your club, and therefore worth the upset of letting go of a player. That's just part of being a fan. You'll go through it with all your favourite players at some point, so you have to get used to it.

every morning i ask myself where tf my glasses are and the answer is always "i forgot to take them off until 20 seconds before i fell asleep and i completely missed my table while trying to put them down and now they're halfway down the street off to buy a vape and a lotto ticket"