life is a box of potatoes

i don’t get how ppl can hate the rain ? like…..the ocean came all this way to give the world tiny kisses & u treat her like this ???

Sometimes…..the flow of your creative prose…..is more important….than grammatical guidelines,,,,,,

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

Stop it

crumch

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules

#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

Gotta reblog every time I see it

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

just girly things~🌟

Im going to take a nap please wake me up when my girlfriend is awake or if you are my wonderful girlfriend please send me a text

I’ll be your girlfriend randy

I have a girlfriend already but thank you

Then SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I literally am in tears because you are so fucking rude