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we're not kids anymore.
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“Do you have any eclipse glasses?”

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When people complain about the worth of their summer reading club prizes
A patron asked about a Banned Books Week display. Staff member explained the purpose of highlighting challenged materials in an effort to promote the freedom to read. Patron: “I tried to get you guys to ban a movie but you wouldn’t do it.” *disappointed face*
When a patron gives you a religious tract as a “thank you” for helping her.
“Hi, I need a book on how to love older women for young husbands. [5 second pause] This woman [points to blonde in a magazine] looks just like Ronald McDonald’s wife. Why don’t we ever see her? Ronald is always just sitting on a bench by himself.”

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When a patron lectures me on the dangers of the internet and mansplains objectification of women to me.
When the library has been open for 30 minutes and all of your all-star problematic patrons are here.
When a patron asks if I’m “as happy on the inside as I am on the outside.”
Is it Friday yet?
When a patron freaks out because the email they sent didn’t go through and they want to blame me for it.

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me: hi how are you? customer: [ignores me] me: okay i’ll just go fuck myself
When a patron calls you a liar after you answer their reference question.
WATCHING PATRONS TRY TO FIND THINGS IN THE COLLECTION AFTER SHIFTING
WHEN I FOUND A TAMPON WRAPPER USED AS A BOOKMARK
When a patron tries to hide the damage done to library materials.

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When the library is (for once) blessedly silent and someone keeps farting.
When you don’t have to work the weekend.