stan x kyle incorrect quotes

kenny mccormick: guy at the bus stop said "trans rights" to me so I smiled and nodded and clearly this was not satisfactory so he said "I said trans rights" and raised his fist in some kinda power salute. I was caught off guard and bowed chinese-style. I'm not sure why I did that.

kenny mccormick: I didn't know that I was having a bad childhood while I was having a bad childhood. I didn't know until I was 9, and I had a friend over and he had a panic attack because all the adults at my house were shitfaced drunk, and that was upsetting for him. kyle was like "I wanna go home." but for me it's just what life was. I was like "what? have you never seen the night-time before, you stupid bitch? just finish your cigarette we'll take a walk."

when you have smut fic ideas but are too lazy to implement them

stan marsh: it's been two weeks and we still don’t have the song of the summer. randy marsh: wrong! the song of the summer for the 26th summer in a row is smooth by santana featuring rob thomas.

kyle broflovski: group projects have taught me that some people really can sleep at night knowing they contribute absolutely nothing to society.

stan marsh: I have seen the promised land! eric cartman, kenny mccormick: ??? kyle broflovski: I showed him my butt. eric cartman, kenny mccormick: ohhhhhhhhh!!!

kyle broflovski: Are you okay? stan marsh: I don’t know. I’m pretty fucked up in general so it’s hard to gauge.

kyle broflovski: here's my problem with pet play: stan gets to be a dog. okay, great. and I'm supposed to, what? let the dog fuck me?? stan marsh, wearing a collar and leash, a headband with fake dog ears, a tail :