Name's McCree.

Y’all I think I lost my hat

!!!IMPORTANT!!! !!!PLEASE REMEMBER!!!

Remember y’all that loss don’t mean someone died. Yer gonna lose many people in yer life, and y’ain’t gonna be ready for it. But it’s gonna come anyways. And it’s gonna do its best to remind you of its existence.

I bit a flashbang earlier and it went off in my mouth

lucifixo:

Now, I been hearin’ this a lot lately an’ it’s a rumor that ain’t doin’ me good in the public eye, so before it gets outta hand or the wrong person catches wind, please hear me out, as I do not wanna debunk this rumor again:

time flies like a bullet

@jewgibbonson replied: Rootinus tootinus cowboy

Now I ain’t gonna tell y’all how ta live yer lives.

‘kay so I just... I need someone to move the fridge. I dropped... Somethin’.... under there. And I ain’t about to leave it there for any kid t’come and find.

@things-genjisays